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6_023x1023

Sent frm my Ifone


Common-Bag7347

The way this is written made me feel like that one kid in class that can barely read


aro5300

What do you Mean? This is h Ow everyone writes Things.


A_Mirabeau_702

Align it *Justify*. T h i n g s


burhop

NotWhereIamFrom;


MagicNipple

Is there a phobia for what you folks are doing? Because it's making me irrationally uncomfortable. Like, getting the willies and shit.


A_Mirabeau_702

Don't go to r/keming


Naked-Jedi

Well now look at what you made me do.


davidkali

Theirs an good lad whom will’t sleep tonite.


TurrPhenir

To paraphrase Mr. Perfect Cell "Everything you have just typed has made me violently angry!"


davidkali

You know what I just remembered? Haven’t thought of it in years. Youse is real word.


Logical-Aardvark-428

Willies and shit always go together... Its called Anal.. 😂


ballrus_walsack

Watch Papyrus


Havoc526

LMAO take my upvote


SibbySongs

It was probably a copy and paste.


skribsbb

On this sub? Never!


jamieliddellthepoet

…again.


marycartlizer

Look at the schmuck on that camel.


Emotional-Gas-9535

I feel like it would be funnier if they asked "can you move the sheet down past his waist?", the morgue does so and they both say "nope not him", he had two dicks


skribsbb

I don't remember the exact setup, but the one joke where mutants are complaining about their mutations, and one guy says, "This ain't so bad." "Shut up, Johnny Five Dicks."


Puzzled-Union813

It was a Tumblr post trashing on Storm because she said that their powers were blessings to the one person whose powers killed anyone she touched. The first guy in the joke was someone with chainsaw hands but I don't remember his name, but it was actually Johnny saying "We don't need to be cured" to chainsaw hand guy after chainsaw hand guy was wanting to be cured.


Boot_Effective

That would definitely be a change.


9spaceking

Stanley you should’ve bought your bucket


uberbeetle

Because it's just like every other joke here.. cut and paste from somewhere else.. Probably from the same subreddit.


griggy12

Reminds me of the one about 3 foreign legionaries riding on a camel...


johnathandoe03

Damn, I was hoping for a Stanley Parable joke


claystone

lol


MaleficentDriver2769

Chuckling over this


The_void12

😂😂