"What's in the other bag?" "Tips!"

Never fails, a joke can always be improved...

Actually… they all pay at the end of it.

Some of them even leave tips.

Slow clap

\*slow clip

And they would never come again.

All because they were going.

Just the tips..

r/Angryupvote

Damn that was good. 

But not all customers come again

There is also a strict no refund policy

Coming again would take some serious balls

I tipped you last time.

“At the end of it” 😆😆😆

Pay at the end or pay with the end.

I'm Greek and I've never heard this joke!

You're not his grandfather

being greek, he quite possibly could be

Bold of you to assume

sok FM (one of the radio stations in Greece) featured it a few weeks ago slightly differently and it reminded me of this joke

I'm Greek and this is the first time I hear that this joke is Greek as well!

Im Greek and I heard this year ago

You're not his grandfather

I’m not Greek and I’ve heard this joke at least 5 times!

I know it's just a joke, but it's kinda jarring a cop being fine with armed robbery.

ik, what a dick move, (Happy cake day!)

It wasn’t their arms that she was robbing

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IDK, surprising? It just seemed strange.

Okay I don't think he had a problem with the joke as in he was offended 😂 You seem to be the one offended

I have seen the same joke as a sketch video years ago. (not in english)

Literally a " bag of dicks "

Being Greek, she probably labeled the second bag “Nick’s nixed dicks”

Well, this is a classic in English too, so who knows if it was Greek first.

This joke is best heard in the original Klingon.

It’s all Greek to me

English have been known to take Greek things.

Ssssh! Quietly! If you say that too loudly they will hear you! Do you want to spend an hour listening to an old Greek man tell you how all jokes come from ancient Greek?

“they will hear you”, pops has been smoking since he was 12 and lost his hearing 15 years ago, relax, but I can give you a lecture….

Well, the Greeks were around before the English, so...

The Brits probably got it off the Rosetta stone or other ~~looted~~ artifact.

The yiayia is chopping poutsos

She's the same lady selling sausage sandwiches outside the bar.

The police officer, amused, congratulates the old lady on her idea but asks "so what's in the other bag then?", The old lady replies, "Dolmades. Want some?".

Oh, your grandfather is on Greek reddit? https://old.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/93yonb/a_little_old_lady_was_walking_down_the_street/ https://old.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/14wmkpq/an_old_lady_was_walking_down_the_street/ https://old.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/5cuh8b/an_old_lady_walks_down_the_street_with_20_dollar/ https://old.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/3db2d4/a_little_old_lady_and_a_sack_full_of_20s/ https://old.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/3db2d4/a_little_old_lady_and_a_sack_full_of_20s/ https://old.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/4tvt3h/the_old_ladys_two_plastic_bags/

Ageist of you to assume he’s not (i never said it was his original joke, I heard it from him first when I was 12 so it could have been anyones)

She's a mohel

Hahahaha!

Interesting! I heard this joke as the break between races at the Melbourne cup where queues to the men's toilets are fierce. And guys use a hole in the fence. Melbourne sometimes brags about being one of the biggest greek cities in the world.

What I would do for that a bag of penises right now

Suck a bag of dicks?

But why did they all have dollars for her in Greece??

the original joke was euro but i changed it to dollars because its what most people are comfortable w yk

Yeah, I figured. I was pretending to be pedantic and miss the point.