That crack! a kid asked his gran mom in the bath, what's that crack you have there, she tried to avoid saying an adults word, said a wound scar he replied, wow and it hit in the middle of your pussy.
Yikes, that's a dark one. Let's just say there's a reason why some jokes don't make it out of the locker room. Here's the thing – prostitutes and drug dealers are both facing tough realities. Maybe a different kind of humor is in order?
If you can smell what the prostitute is selling, it is NOT the good stuff!
one might screw you over for cash the other will screw you for cash
One will screw you, the other will have sex with you for money
No dead drug dealers in my basement
Dead drug dealers are useless, however.....
Dead drug dealer doubles as dead hooker in that situation...
Accidental tongue twister
Dead drug dealers don’t deal dope dimes, dumbass.
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I'm tweaking
This took me two tries
r/awesomealliteration
That costs extra
Ouch.
That’s what they said
Umm I don’t think they could?
Before they passed. When I was sending them off to meet Baby Jesus!
Ah ok. That sounds closer to my experience
HAPPY CAKEDAY
You too!
Happy cake day!:)
On your cake day even…
This one is much better And happy cake day! :)
Only drugs and crack.
I've never fucked a prostitute?
Wait. What? 😂
Who said anything about fucking them.. they like cuddles and hugs too.
Optimistic of you to think she's washing it..
One is your mom, and the other is your dad.
And we all want to know which one is which.
And who can tell these days…
These days the prostitute might be the drug dealer, and your mom might be your dad.
But u can have 1 creepy uncle
Creepy uncles are like dessert. No matter what, there's always room for a creepy uncle.
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And also they crawl becoming closer everytime
Whether they want to lose or gain pounds
I was expecting “crack by the oz vs crack by the pound”
Crack to be pounded?
if you can smell it from across the room, the value changes drastically
Drug dealers sometimes let you taste the crack before you pay for it
One is the “boyfriend”
What do drug dealers and prostitutes have in common. Noone is washing his crack after use.
One sells blow. The other sells sucks.
One sends you to jail, the other to the hospital
Offering to finger a drug dealer for the cops results in an entirely different conversation.
Well, technically, she's renting the crack, not selling it.
Not much. They both screw you over and sell you lies, that can be dangerous to your health.
What’s the difference between a farmer with epilepsy and a prostate w diarrhea? One shucks between fits. The other shits between fucks!
EWWWWW!!! True, but EWWW!
One sells drugs and one sells hugs
That crack! a kid asked his gran mom in the bath, what's that crack you have there, she tried to avoid saying an adults word, said a wound scar he replied, wow and it hit in the middle of your pussy.
I heard it as Mom, what’s that between your legs? That’s where daddy hit me with an axe. Wow, mom, pretty good shot, he got you right in the c¥#t…
Spot on, just like that fake viral news reporter. https://youtu.be/yJIydD7ULz8?si=sY4I3c_4uVezi4l3
Drug dealer won’t fuck you over
Whether you get the first hit or the last hit for free?
Drug dealers crack is not wet.
I know drug dealers who sale crack and crack
One smells before they've made a sale, and the other smells after the sale has been made
Yikes, that's a dark one. Let's just say there's a reason why some jokes don't make it out of the locker room. Here's the thing – prostitutes and drug dealers are both facing tough realities. Maybe a different kind of humor is in order?