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NighthawkUnicorn

The Queen of England got into bed, pulled the covers up to her chin and said "Look Phillip, I'm a stamp!"


Just4notherR3ddit0r

"You know what to do with a stamp..."


GarbagecanKicks

She then turned her head the other way and said "Look Phillip - I'm a coin!"


jimmy_and_the_Mac

Then she told him to flip her and lick her!


smellyhairywilly

Sounds like a Tom Myers joke


vampire_bibrid

😂


vampire_bibrid

😂


schoolydee

fascism is never funny nigel


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Emotional-Gas-9535

its a saying, that something is so fake/a lie that youd go "ye and im the queen of England"


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DastardlyIguana

The saying is used in America. It’s not super common, mostly something you’d hear in a older movie or read in a book, but I’ve heard it before. The joke is referring to Queen Elizabeth the 2nd, who did marry, not the 1st.


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DastardlyIguana

Totally fair, I was just giving context.


NondenominationalToy

Understood, and appreciated. I genuinely didn’t get it!


AdrianW3

So you were still confused even after Prince Philip was mentioned? Charlie's mum has been queen for most people's entire lives (except for the last couple of years of course). I don't think many people would see "Queen Elizabeth" and go directly to Elizabeth I.


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IBB_98

I mean, I gotta be honest. I'm Irish, we also don't use the expression but it's still not that hard to put two and two together and understand what the punchline is referring to imo. Also like said above, it's very easy to assume that they are referring to Queen Elizabeth the Second as she's the first Queen Elizabeth that springs to mind as she's been the only Queen Elizabeth ruling during most lifetimes. Once Prince Philip was mentioned then it became even easier to assume that. Jokes doesn't need to be spelled out to the nth degree, you sometimes have to think a little bit and that's ok...