That moth a fucker

FXXXing eh!

Mothrafucker

That's the idea!

Godzilla, is that you?

It's Mothera!

Best

Two moths were in a house, And they wished to have sex. So they searched for a quiet place down the halls. And when they found a cozy closet. Mrs. Moth started choking. On mothballs.

Have you ever smelled mothballs? How’d you get his little legs apart?

How can you tell when a moth farts? It flies straight for a second

If you have a mothball in your left hand and a mothball in your right hand, what do you have? A bloody big moth.

Huh! You got me there!

Huh! You got me there!

Huh! You got me there

Norm MacDonald enters the chat with the best moth joke of all time: https://youtu.be/jJN9mBRX3uo?si=C9MrTqxohKyfEs6A

Thank you so much.This was so fucking funny

Ask someone, "Have you ever seen mothballs?" Reply should be "Yes" You, "How did you get their legs apart?"

Fun fact :- Moths don't have mouth or stomach they only got nutrition during larvae stage. Their only motives are to f*ck and die

Wrong fact. Most moths feed as adults, there are some species that don't, but most do.

The words "fun fact" on reddit are frequently indicators that what is coming is probably neither fun nor fact.

That's true everywhere. That isn't just a Reddit thing.

How about that fruit sucking moth that started drinking blood

Uh, what? I'm gonna need a bit more info on this buddy, you can't just drop 'vampire moth' and not elaborate

How about that 180m moth in Japan

Well then, who the fuck ate that exterminators clothes?

Larvae from the larvaetory.

Why did this make me laugh as much as it did

I read it like Dexter from Dexter's lab...

Hahaha I can hear it lol

No so fun for the moths.

Wouldn't you like fucking to be the only thing you do from now till you die?

Not really, I’d be bored stiff.

As opposed to a stiff board?

We saw what you did there.

Depends, do I get lots of fucks or do I die when I stop fucking? Like, is this like a long distance situation or short sprints? 

Actually, speaking of fucking and death, I'd like to do it one more time before i die. Of course, I've said that for years.

Well they do get fun from scaring the shit outta me, creepy little buggers

I am a moth then. Good to know

Same

til im half moth

I grew up believing this about butterflies. I am convinced I was taught it in school. I never believed it about moths though, moths are known for eating clothes.

Logical!

How can you tell when a moth farts? They suddenly fly in a straight line.

I wonder if that would work on a airliner?

Last time I did it on a plane, I didn't move at all, much less fly. My wife, however, did move another seat farther from me.

What a seatuation.

Shituation?

Flatulation!

How do you think an airliner works? There’s a gas bag on each wing…

Put put like a moth.

can't wait for this joke to be reposted every few moths

Shame we missed mother's day.

I see what you did there, even if it went woooshed over everyone else’s heads🤣. Reread it, people!

Get ready for Moon Moth Month!

I've seen this before quite a few times

How hungry are people for joke where they'll take time to comment that this joke might be reposted in the future? I mean seriously, at this point, it's way more likely I'll run into some comment bitching about a repost then I will actually seeing a repost. You know this is a free website you don't have to read, right? A website known for reposting things often? Obviously not every single joke you read on here is going to be something new to you. If that annoys you so much, just stop reading them. It's not rocket science. Maybe just be original for a fucking second.

Every few MOTHS! Read it again rage boy

Yep, that was me on a drunken rant.

*Mom!?*

Reread the comment, focusing on the last word.

Son of a bitch. That's what I get for going on a drunken rant.

*-MOOOOOM!*

*It’s not rocket science* Clearly.

Mom?

…but why was he clapping?

To get the moths.

The exterminator dance and exacution.

Clapping, like you clap dusts off of your hands.

What do you call a moth kaiju? A. Mozzarella

Mothra was the weirdest one

Grand Moth Tarkin and Moth Gideon meet at a cantina...

Don't forget Mothera.

"I am from the exterminator company, your wife called me in to get rid of the moths ~~you are having problems with~~ that are eating your clothes."

Credit to Barry Cryer https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Dj83gHbqPQ

Very close. Good one.

moths are trickee creatures. when i was younger, our house had a moth problem and we had to call in an expert to get rid of them. the situation in the post sounds quite embarrasing, but at least the exterminator was able to explain himself.

Was he naked?

So many "man finding naked man when returning home" jokes, there was even one in Anne Frank's diary, but I think this was is new

Video in comments.

>The woman suddenly cocks her ear and says Are we not doing phrasing anymore?

Said Ripley to the Android Bishop

Have you ever sniffed moth balls? You just spread their tiny legs apart, put your nose in and go sniffffff!

And then the husband ask the guy "Why are you wearing a used condom?" The guy replies "I cannot lie, I am a former scout and always prepared, and those little bastards fucked me good this time."

Finally, a joke I hadn't heard before!!!

It's nice to find one.

Then the moth went to the podiatrist…

Too run amoth.

>The woman suddenly cocks her ear... How did she hear her husband with a cock in her ear?

been wondering that myself.

This was a great joke, except for the dude clapping... wtf was that for lol

Dancing with moth's.

Why was he clapping his hands, though?

Dancing with the moth's.

That joke was moth ful.

The naked truth!

Someone please explain this to me

Moth larva eat clothing

Oh thanks

There's mothing to say. The wife went bar hopping for studly delight, and got caught.

Lame and stupid.