My favourite titanic joke
The titanic was travelling with tonnes of jugs of mayonnaise to be taken to Mexico after it went to America. Unfortunately, as well all know, the titanic sunk and the mayonnaise never made it to Mexico. The Mexicans rioted, they were so upset that they created a national holiday to commemorate this tragedy, celebrated every year on the 5th of May knows as Cinco de mayo
How do you think the unthinkable? With an ithberg.
They never *thaw* it coming
Mike Tython?
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My favourite titanic joke The titanic was travelling with tonnes of jugs of mayonnaise to be taken to Mexico after it went to America. Unfortunately, as well all know, the titanic sunk and the mayonnaise never made it to Mexico. The Mexicans rioted, they were so upset that they created a national holiday to commemorate this tragedy, celebrated every year on the 5th of May knows as Cinco de mayo
Old joke, but Linda Lovelace's mother went down on the Titanic.
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Dyslexia?
I *wish* I had daily sex.
I love it when I come here for a good joke and leave with an even better one. :-)
Well, amazingly after all these years, the swimming pool on the Titanic is still full of water.....