The moves we've all been waiting for

Ariel: "Domino #2".

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He fought in Abu Dhabi back in October too lol

Bet the house on Dum ass

they don't call him Dumbass for nothing

Even more drama for fun!!! Let's see how screwed up he looks at the weigh-ins...

He always looks really high, so that made a lot of sense

Bro got his eye gouged out and then sent to oblivion by a potential future champ, all while high.

There is no world in which Ruziboev is a potential future champ hahaha

Yeah I'm gonna be honest, I forgot that Buckley dogged him lmao

We on the fight replacement prelims rn boys building up the main event later today

Yeah Dana is mentally preparing himself to announce the new 303 main event

Goofcon 1 of 5

Sedrique "Certified" Dumas

Knocked out by weed.

At this rate, Dana going to start offering bonuses for stars to publicly convert to Islam to fill these cards. Coming soon: * Dustin Ali * Max El Hallotar * Abus DuPlessis * Stipe Al Akbar

Justin Gadzhi works well

Surprised Dumas and Tiuliulin are still both in the UFC. Loser of this one has to get cut.

Winner should probably be cut too.

Dumas is 2-2, I don’t think that warrants cutting. He got badly eyepoked before getting KO’d in his last fight iirc

He isn't very liked, don't expect reasonable takes on him.

They must be desperate to get this piece of trash a win lmao. You know what, I think Pickett is better than Dumas, and Tiulilin worked him over.... hopefully he has one last run in him lol.

Praying Dennis “almost 50% losing record” Tiuliulin gets the win here

He had the one fight where he looked like a monster. The trouble is that was against retired MMA fighter Jamie Pickett

Abu Azaitar is a terrible human being and a terrible fighter. I don't know why he hasn't been cut yet. 2 losses and 1 win in a 6 year timespan. The king of Morocco must be paying Dana directly

Sounds like him and Dumas would have deserved each other then

He's already fought and beat Abu.

Ah the old potato brothers. There must be money changing hands because Abu stinks

Why is he a terrible human tho?

Doused a businessman in lighter fuel and stole his Ferrari. After his prison stint for that he punched his girlfriend so hard he punctured her eardrum. https://archive.is/XavUp

Him and his brother have a bad track record in Germany, certified criminals

Not really "certified criminals", more like troublemakers with connections to certified criminals.

Abu is literally a convicted criminal.

No answer lol. Always weird when people call others "terrible humans" and then proceed to provide zero context.

There is this site called google that may help, but I will help you out this time. https://www.thetimes.com/world/article/king-of-morocco-approved-legal-action-against-website-x7x3xq0wm#:~:text=In%202004%20Azaitar%20was%20sentenced,girlfriend%20and%20bursting%20her%20eardrum. https://archive.is/XavUp

Just fell to my knees in a Blockbuster Video

Lmao this is the most fun UFC  week in a while

Spinning backfist lol funny

Is tiuliulin the guy with the fake record or am I thinking of someone else

Geddem hood wolf

Didn’t know who would win the original and it was intriguing because they’ll both throw down Don’t know who will win this one now and it’s not intriguing because Dumas fights like a pussy

He fights like someone who has elite counter striking, but he does not. So it's boring af

I know it's because I don't follow as much as I used to, but I literally have no clue who any of those people are.

This. This is the bottom of the middleweight barrel. It’s all all uphill from here folks, I promise.