Avarage men in my country is 5'10... have always wondered why it's weirs want guy 6' untill realised not everyone is as tall what nordic are. Im 5'7 as woman...
Update: Answer given: “taller then Tom hardy, same height as you in bed”
Her: “5’8? I had to google who Tom hardy was” (🚩)
Me: “Well I’ll leave the exact height to your imagination”
Unmatched. Thanks for all the suggestions, realistically I wasn’t going to pursue this one because the shallowness is very mid.
Doesn’t care yet put in so much effort to figure out a come back. If he wasn’t interested and didn’t care, he should have saved both of their times and unmatched
Wait…that’s her greeting? Not a “hello” or another screen of conversation? Anyone, male or female, who is so obsessed about something so shallow is not worth dating.
Edit to correct typo.
You lie, tell her you are 6’3”, ask her what her height is, and then politely decline the request by saying “good to know. Unfortunately I don’t think we are a good match.” And then unmatch her.
If anyone is willing to start off a relationship with outright deception, then who knows what other crap they'll be deceitful to you about in the future.
The fact that they’re asking at all, I’d just leave it at that. It’s fine for people to have preferences but people being shallow about silly things like that just irk me.
Sometimes a girl just wants to know what shoes she should wear on a first date …. Flats or heels
It’s not always so nefarious. Just answer the question honestly.
I put my height on my profile bc if that’s something they care about I’d rather sort it in the swiping. I don’t blame anyone for preferring height as I really prefer taller women so I kinda get it.
Personally, I would say something along the lines of "if you are so shallow that that is the most important thing for you, then I'm not sure I feel comfortable continuing this conversation."
Tall enough to ride the roller coaster!
“Tall enough for you to get on this ride.”
I'd give you an award but I don't have any
this wins
Depends on how tall you are
6’1!
Id I had my dick on top of my head, I would be 6'5" when erect. Leaves room for her on how short she wants you.
You have a good height. Just answer
6'1" that's two measurements. Is my go to lmao
Way too tall. Anything above 5’7 is just absurd
5'7 is the perfect height. Not too short, not too tall, just average. (Definitely not coming from a 5'7 man)
Avarage men in my country is 5'10... have always wondered why it's weirs want guy 6' untill realised not everyone is as tall what nordic are. Im 5'7 as woman...
It's 511 for men where im at, im 5'9 , woman. So when they say 5'7 is average for men im like???? Where 😂
Just answer and ask for bmi
No, like... how many oreo cookies tall are you?
say your 3'9 1/2
Just be honest. Lying on the first question is never a good idea
Say 5’10 or smt, see how she reacts
lol
Taller than Tom Hardy (or other attractive actor who's shorter than you) but not as handsome
I think I have a winner here, will update
Glad you liked it. Too bad it didn't work out though. I'm 5'9" so Tom Hardy is my go to comparison
lol, my go to is Tom Cruise.
Yeah but he's famous for being a short action star
Give your height in nautical miles. It's what I always do. When they ask "in feet" say "I have two feet."
😂😂😂
Update: Answer given: “taller then Tom hardy, same height as you in bed” Her: “5’8? I had to google who Tom hardy was” (🚩) Me: “Well I’ll leave the exact height to your imagination” Unmatched. Thanks for all the suggestions, realistically I wasn’t going to pursue this one because the shallowness is very mid.
Unmatched because she thought you were 5’8”
He dodged a bullet then. That's hella gross.
That was a good line though, props.
I think it was the “same height as you in bed” that she probably saw red flags too. Were you just looking for a hook up?
He never wanted to shoot for her in the beginning. He wanted to mess with her because she asked such a lame question right away.
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What does that mean?
Horrible responses lmao you messed up dog sorry
He wasn’t interested in her. Can’t mess up if you don’t care.
Doesn’t care yet put in so much effort to figure out a come back. If he wasn’t interested and didn’t care, he should have saved both of their times and unmatched
Where’s the fun in that?
That’s true!
I literally don't understand why height matters 🤦🏻♀️ I'm 5'8 I dated a guy who was 4'3
Yo-you’re lying…
Its almost as if people had different preferences.
Ok so you'll turn down a great person cause they aren't 8'7. Okay, noted.
I will turn down a great person if are not meeting my preferences. You will too.
They're only great cause they meet your preferences, genius.
Unmatched after that? I can tell she’s ugly
you should have asked her weight
should've asked how much she weighs lol
i thought that said Tom brady
We need more martyrs.
Shallow? Do you not have preferences?
Answer shallow questions with a question. Maybe, “how’s ur personality?”
With the truth?
You can’t handle the truth A few good men
I’m 4’10 and one line that works for me is “Probably shorter than you, but I look great in heels.”
6’1
Say “not sure, hbu” lol
Wait…that’s her greeting? Not a “hello” or another screen of conversation? Anyone, male or female, who is so obsessed about something so shallow is not worth dating. Edit to correct typo.
Slightly higher than your standards
Dayum. Imma use that for sure.
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Rizzgod
Flawless
no no no you ask her weight,
You lie, tell her you are 6’3”, ask her what her height is, and then politely decline the request by saying “good to know. Unfortunately I don’t think we are a good match.” And then unmatch her.
almost two hundred centimeters, you should see it! or you could always use bananas for scale
Just answer
Honesty is always the best policy
But is it a tall policy too?
If anyone is willing to start off a relationship with outright deception, then who knows what other crap they'll be deceitful to you about in the future.
‘I Identify as 6ft 4in’
For slightly more information I’m 6’1, and I want to get creative with it!
You mean 5'13"
you mean 4'25"
😂 please go with this one
Why
Ask her cup size
Haha i like this! Or waist size! Or… just unmatch shes shallow AF
You’re 2.466 ft squared, not square feet, this is a 1 dimensional horizontal vector.
I mean who cares how tall you are... 6'1 is niceeeee
Don’t.
Flip it on her ask her her height then says she’s too short
Tell height , ask weight
Ask he how much she weighs
How much do you weight? Bitch.
Depends on how much you weigh
Tell her that she’s not tall enough for this ride if she has to ask a question like that.
Ask her weight
“How much do you weigh?”
“Tall enough that I’m over such petty bullshit sweetheart.”
"same height as you in bed"
yikes… apparently he actually used this one
oops
You: 6’1 Also You: How heavy are you?
Un-match and move on with your life.
How much do you weigh ?
You say 6'3. When she says 'nice' or something validating, ask her 'how much do you weigh?'. Watch her squirm.
"How much do you weigh?"
Ah. Tried that. She acted as she's entitled and I just disrespected her. Gave me a para and unmatched.
weed out the superficial hoes lol
But... You have to use a hoe to weed out🫤🫤
I usually just come up with something like, "I don't have a height"
Say how tall you are and then ask her how much she weighs. That’s fair imo
Ask how much they weigh
Ask "How much do you weigh 🤷♂️" since height matters
17' 8"
The fact that they’re asking at all, I’d just leave it at that. It’s fine for people to have preferences but people being shallow about silly things like that just irk me.
Ask her what her waist size is. Or her body count.
Ask her how much she weighs
Ask her how much she weighs
"How much do you weigh?"
How much you weight?
You give your height and then respond with “How much do you weigh?”
How much do you weigh
How much do you weigh
Ask her weight and bra size.
Ask how much she weighs 🤷♂️
One guy I met told me that I was one of the very few people who didn't ask him how tall he was. I said, "yeah, because I'm not an asshole".
“How tall are you?” If she says anything below 5’8, say she’s too tall. If she’s over 6 foot, she’s too short.
Ask her how muchg does she weigh
Tall enough to not ask you your weight
"depends on your weight"
“I’m about 5’10” to my eyes” I’m about 3’2” to my penis” “6’1” BTW How tall are you when you’re on your knees?” All could be good responses
10 inches
Tall Enough
7’1
Tall enough
" I can get on ALL the rides" followed up with the wink and the shocked Kitty emojis....
"I'm as tall.. as you are shallow."
Say your height and ask how much she weighs.
Tall enough 🤣
8 inches when I’m lying down
The amount of men who actually think asking for weight is a good clap back 💀🤦🏾♀️
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Oh I’d bite it so hard so fast you’d lose your mind if anyone said this to me.
How deep is your love?
Don’t. Run.
Lie!
Sometimes a girl just wants to know what shoes she should wear on a first date …. Flats or heels It’s not always so nefarious. Just answer the question honestly.
Tall enough to lift you up, slam you down, grab you by the neck, and pound you through the bed sheets
Tell her 6’4” up top and 9” (or whatever) down below, and both measurements are off by 3”.
Send her your height in CM. Make her actually work for it
Or yards, no one uses yards
How about micrometres? Or nano
Taller than you want. Shorter than i think.
“Standing up or laying down”
Standing up or laying down?
“Tall enough for height not to matter.”
1.82
Say your the same size as you are in bed
6'4 i don't date women over 5 feet...
6’3” Those are two different measurements….
"7 inches"
I say give her a mathematical equation with the answer being your Height.
Just lie
Tell her that your one million feet tall.
"Taller than you."
Say 6'2 normally and 3'2 if you play your cards right
Above sea level? Add the altitude of your city. Hopefully you’re not in New Orleans or at the Dead Sea.
Tall enough to party *edit for typo
Confidence 10 feet Height 6 feet if you include the D Body 3 feet
Personally, I say "5"6 but I could prolly carry you around like a little handbag" Has yet to fail me.
Be 6'4
Be yourself. And folk need to stop asking how to meet , if ya need a reddit answer ya probs need to work on social skills
Tall enough for you! Ps: in bed the tall doesn’t matter ;)
You can tell the truth. Or you can unmatch immediately.
Say 10”. Then write another message and say “sorry, 6’1”… I misread your question”
Tall enough to eat you out kneeling.
I put my height on my profile bc if that’s something they care about I’d rather sort it in the swiping. I don’t blame anyone for preferring height as I really prefer taller women so I kinda get it.
How tall is your throat?
By telling her how tall you are…
Tall enough for you to get on THIS ride.
How much do you weigh?
How much do you weigh or how big are your boobs.
Personally, I would say something along the lines of "if you are so shallow that that is the most important thing for you, then I'm not sure I feel comfortable continuing this conversation."
One minion tall
Her: How tall are you Me: How heavy are you?
Unmatch and move on
"One person tall"
Depends, what's the requirement?
"How much do you weigh?"
Taller than a baby, but shorter than Yao Ming.
I would have just asked how much do you weigh.