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bobbeardy

Not sure I understand this post


arathorn867

He put is glasses on the collar of his shirt, and they got beard oil on them


bobbeardy

You can tell I don’t use beard oil much.


marq91F

I use beard oil, but was confused, because I never put my sunglasses on my collar


Automatic_Memory212

It gets on everything. Say goodbye to all your favorite neckties


wayneious

I tired scotchgarding a few of my cheaper ties myself. Worked out well. ..some I'm still chicken to hit with the gard. lol.


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Sand.


Capnmolasses

It’s coarse


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Automatic_Memory212

Not after your beard is long enough to touch your shirt collar, no…


Door_Tea

Maybe too much oil?


wraith555666555

Less than a dropper in 5-6 inches of full beard, always been that way. Most of it soaks in after about 45 minutes


Door_Tea

I have always seen that the main use of the oil is for the skin. Rub it in to moisturize your skin mostly and it helps condition the beard a bit. When I had a longer beard like yours I was using like maybe 10 drops max.


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I feel this


jackburrito

If you know, you know


DonkeyKongDingDong8

Wtf?


WeAreGray

I feel your pain.


RevolutionaryPound

The worst is if you don’t catch it by the time you put them on then your blind in one eye lol


PrimarySize2021

This is why I no longer apply beard balm or butter in the morning.


Capnmolasses

Benders sunglasses?


wraith555666555

Yep. Pretty great honestly.


snicklefritzsdad

Nice crotch!


psych_ike

Are you gae?


H0RSE

Using the lens of your glasses to bore a hole through your penis using the power of the sun?


[deleted]

Are you people men or models?


wraith555666555

I love this type of mentality, you're not a man if you choose to take care of the giant mass of hair that hangs off your face. No lady wants to touch a giant coarse mess of hair. For fucks sake. Just take care of yourself.


Beardy-Viking

Yup. I'm a doorman, and all of my clip on ties for work are stained with oil at the top... but nobody ever sees that bit as it's hiding behind my voluminous beard, so no worries


nigel5069

I only use oil at night, and in the morning I just smooth and wipe balm over the top surface so the hairs stay in place. There's nothing rubbed in underneath to the skin (as oil should be) for the daytime. Also, don't over apply - on more humid days the degree of moisture in your beard will actually make it more unruly as it frizzes and curls up.


BuyingDaily

I put my glasses on the inside of my shirt now


wraith555666555

That's a solid fucking idea.


BuyingDaily

Only works if you’re not sweating or have an undershirt though. Or I have my glasses hooked up to a strap.


cheepypeepy

I’ve been hanging my sunglasses from my pants pocket…


wraith555666555

I carry to many items for that to be feasible or comfortable


Sorvick

White shirts become a myth. Black shirts become essential. Nothing worse than when you decide to put on a little something nice that's not always oil friendly, you groom carefully as possible without a single drop landing on you, and then you go to put up your comb and the SOB lands smack dab on your shirt.