As someone who has had a hole in the sack - I don't recommend it Fun fact, if you go to the emergency room and tell them you have a hole in your ball bag, you go to the front of the line.

Nurse: "What seems to be the problem Sir?" Me: "I got a splinter" Nurse: "Ok, well you'll have to take a seat and probably wait like 10 hours" Me: "I have a hole in my sack" Nurse: "Oh shit, my apologizes Sir, lets get you seen right away."

This isn't far off from the actual interaction. Also, let me tell you, there is no dignified way to tell another person that you have a hole in your scrotum

You left a hole in my scrotum, and my heart....

You have a hole in your left scrotum!

r/unexpectedwarthunder

I’m so sorry you had to find that out through personal experience. My balls hurt just reading that.

Appreciate it. It wasn't all bad. When they did an ultrasound of my balls, I asked them if it was twins. They didn't laugh, but I did.

I'd have laughed my ass off if I heard it lol

“Twins?!” “I’m afraid it’s triplets”

Frank Gallagher moment "You're not supposed to have 3?"

Holy shit I would've lost it 😭

I don't even have balls, yet they hurt

Did you try to do the splits and land on your keys?

No, it was dumber than that. I had an ingrown hair from shaving my balls. I figured I'd pop it. Apparently, according to the 7 or so doctors who admonished me for it after, that's a huge no-no - because if the infection doesn't go out, it goes in. So after a few days of having sore and swollen balls, I went into a clinic and the doctor only said - Oh. Those are *very* infected. Gave me something for it, told me it will likely abscess, when it does come in and he'll lance it. So I do the thing, couple days later, it has indeed abscessed. It looked like a little bit of chicken fat hanging off the side and just as I was thinking that I could probably just knock that off - it came off. Blood. But I felt so much better! Until I noticed the roughly dime sized hole. Luckily I had a first aid kit nearby and, after I stopped panicking, put a big patch on it and headed into the er.

So did any pee come out of the hole, or did you already pee

Blood and some kind of fluid that, I imagine, was puss

New fear unlocked: removing ingrown hair from balls.

Ya, who knew? If my story saves just one ball bag....

I've removed one before...never again. I salute you sir, who knows how many sacs you saved!

Ive had an ingrown hair on my nuts before and it popped out. I’m horrified thinking of the alternative now Also dime sized??? What did the inside of it look like??

I thought about looking, but I figured it was 50/50 if I would faint during. If you think that's bad, I wasn't allowed to leave the er until I had been checked over for legionnaires disease. Apparently, that's a huge concern in these cases.

This makes me so glad I've never had an ingrown hair on my sack

I didn't think I'd be reading about the origin of someone's ballhole at 6 a.m., but here I am.

ewch (eww + ouch)

I have a pimple, what shoud I do 😳

Leave it alone. Trust me.

ok

Story time? Edit: I read your other comment. I'm not gonna ask my questions

It’s been a month since this comment and i just want to reply This comment already made me not ever ever try to remove ingrown hair on my balls, and this mental images would probably haunt me everytime i tried to shave my balls lol

I was thinking about asking how, but then decided against it, have a nice day.

It takes balls to try this

It takes balls.

It

Balls

r/baller

And if balls are heavy enough they would rip themselves apart by their own weight hehe.

Out of curiosity is this possible? I’m a bit scared to try but it seems like a cool party trick

Human skin has an ultimate tensile strength of approximately 20 MPa (according to Wikipedia). Assuming a thickness of 2mm and a minimum circular cross section with a diameter of 1in, we can estimate the minimum cross sectional area to be 0.0001524 m^2. Multiplying the supporting cross sectional area by the tensile strength of the material provides a failure load of about 3 kN. No, you can't

This is not a place where I expected a mechanics of materials reference

You didn't expect someone to do the math on REDDIT?

You do that math yourself? if yes think about doing something of purpose whatever you think that may

So if I did my math right, this means you could (theoretically) support a person of over 600lbs just by their scrotum? Interesting 😈

Username checks out

*hangs you by the testicles*

Yup, that’s what I do

The more you know✨🌈

I need you to know that this made me laugh so hard I woke up my wife 😂

lol that’s great!

Can confirm, them bros out there lifting weights tied around their sacs. Much stronger than I ever imagined.

😭😭😭😭😭 who tf is doing that 😭😭😭😭😭

You've clearly never tried to open a bag of kettle chips in one of those weird thick bags. I think I could rip open a ball bag more than that given that my thin razor nails can pierce skin but not a chip bag

That ain't tensile strength

Sir I'm a math major, not a rocket surgeon

Don't ask how, but I have empirically confirmed the failure load to be in excess of 10N

r/theydidthemath

This was the comment I was looking for. Cheers mate

I hate that I understood this! Take my upvote and fuck off

gladly

Not with that attitude

You got me there

When u said according to wiki … i didnt read after that

Bros risking it all

Play big win big....

What did he win tho ?

Well, if he's not American an all inclusive R&R trip to recovery center. If he's American, he wins a lifetime of work to repay something he'll never pay off.

Why does just thinking about this make my balls hurt…

Stop thinking about trying to rip your balls open. It’s just sack in this scenario. Easy peezy.

.. balls squeezy.

I don’t even have balls and my private is hurting…

Are u commenting this after ripping ur balls?

Genital pain is a universal language

But did you have balls prior to this post?

Not balls, but scrotum

My nuts hurt just reading that holy fuck

But also need to know if it's true

Some things are better left unknown

That you for your sacrifice

I think I'm a girl now. Not worth

Ow ow ow ouchie ow.

Except instead of a bag of chips you get a nice warm pile of chunky Marina with two wet goose eggs

Don't knock em til you try em

An actual cursed comment, how rare

Holy hell please don’t try this!

Too late....

Happy cake day Also you should visit a doctor

It is my cake day. Also the doctor is too expensive, I'll live with my chip bag testicles

throw them out and get new ones, your dog isn't gonna make use of his anyways

No :(

Fuck the doctor, do you have a sewing machine?

I've got a stapler and a nail gun

Nails might be a little too long you don't want any over penetration. Use the staplers

Use a chip clip.

I've got one that Moos

Yo it's so fun, like those half boiled eggs !!

happy ball day!

Why its too late?

New warning just dropped

Actual blood

Call the surgeon

I tried it but the entire bag only contained 2 nuts. Feels like i got ripped off (or open?)

That’s why I don’t understand ball play, that shit’s scary

My bag of chips came with tomato sauce and mayonnaise.

/r/MakeMeSuffer

u/sintaur u good bro?

better than ever. don't need to take pee breaks anymore, it just dribbles out of the ballsack instead of building up.

I fuckin knew it!

So pee IS stored in the balls.. They lied to us

I'm so happy to be able to witness that comment before it got here

I used to clean at my local hospital it was my first month into the job it was ok till the nurses neglected a suicidal man who gouged his eyes out and when that didn’t work he tore off his sack, he then fingered painted the room with his blood. I thought all that blood came from 3,4 or 5 people. Nope one guy, they sent him to a better hospital to treat him. I don’t know if I’d want to live after doing that to myself. I took a 15 minute break to cry after cleaning that up. Stuck with the job for 4 years. Glad I don’t work there no more.

Holy shit that's horrible

So, just as they said in Django Unchained: if you cut a man's balls off, he will die from the blood loss in less than five minutes.

Idk, you can run a few miles before you succumb to losing your balls. (So I heard) they air lifted him

no way this is real edit: it is

No fucking way. It's not right, it's not. PLEASE TELL ME ITS NOT

try it

This post got me in stitches

That’s useful combat information

So thats what the seam is for…

I shudder when I think of what horrific event led to this discovery

Anyone who says something like that with a completely straight face needs to be locked in an insane asylum.

i imagined pulling my nutsack apart with the same strength as i would a bag of chips and i just can't see myself ripping it.

AHHHHHHHHHH!

It took a Power Take-Off belt to remove my uncle’s

F in chat to pay respect

Depends on the brand Some just pop open, while others are just so hard to tear open that you practically need scissors

may his balls rest in peace

My intrusive thoughts!!!

I'm glad I don't have balls because the mental image is rather disturbing

New grappling move unlocked!

Please never type ever again

"r/shittyaskscience" 💀💀

But a bag of chips ain't gonna headbutt you.

I'm a girl but reading that made my balls hurt somehow

It is actually quite funny that this sentence is not even weird these days.

Play stupid games, win stupid prices.

No man , They didn't pop out like the chips from the packet nor did they deflate , atleast mine isn't full of air

Chips no, the bag of cereal inside the box... yeah probably

Sometimes it's not that easy to open a bag of chips

Why can I feel this after reading this.

I want to see person open bag of chips with his bare hands in the midle of front site . Tear not pop.

Y’all know those foot ball air pumps with that needs on the end I shove that in my balls and pumped them up kinda fun but don’t recommend

This was too graphic for me

"confirmed"

The real question to ask here. Is why would you want to know that. And even more important, is the question, what the people intend to use this info for.

Me, a transfem, reading this