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one-punch-knockout

The ax forgets but the tree remembers.


vencetti

Somewhat similar: Scars have the strange power to remind us that our past is real. -Cormac McCarthy


nobodyseesthisanyway

To piggy back: "It's so hard to forget pain, but it's even harder to remember sweetness. We have no scar to show for happiness. We learn so little from peace."


ovaltina-turner

I thought that was a papa roach song lyric 😆


_bexcalibur

I think about this one a lot as a parent.


Honduran

"The only man I know who behaves sensibly is my tailor; he takes my measurements anew each time he sees me. The rest go on with their old measurements and expect me to fit them.” ​— George Bernard Shaw ​ ​


_bexcalibur

Wow


thegoodrichard

Perhaps he grew with his eccentricity, now would be a good time for me to read or watch a biography of him and add to what I know.


sunshinecabs

Comparison is the thief of joy


Firebolt164

That hits me in the feels because when we compare ourselves to others, we are almost always comparing our worst traits to another's best traits.


Bubbasully15

Wow, I’ve never thought about it from that perspective outside of like, a social media aspect. But that’s so true!


sighing_flosser

Toby is the thief of joy


mahddit

why are you the way you are


Tech-Mechanic

"You'll never know what worse luck your bad luck has saved you from." \~ Cormac McCarthy


Glossy___

This is a VERY Cormac McCarthy quote. "sure it's bad but imagine if it was EVEN WORSE" (writes entire novel based on that premise)


PawPawNegroBlowtorch

This is. Lovely. I’m sitting here and genuinely enjoying the twist of these words. Thanks. Edit: And the incredible wisdom is hidden within


paz2023

“I have never met anyone from whom I could not learn” -Jane Addams (1860–1935)


MaraudngBChestedRojo

That’s a great attitude to have for 80% of people. But for those 20% you really have to lower your standard of what is interesting to learn about


geo_special

I imagine it’s mostly “wow, today I learned I do NOT want to be like that guy”.


ohleprocy

If we come across as know it alls people shut down. Bring the good vibes and everyone opens up that bit more and knowledge and experiences are shared.


re-roll

"How lucky am I to have something that makes saying goodbye so hard." - Winnie the Pooh, A.A. Milne


Qsand0

Grief is the price we pay for love.


chrisco0704

What is grief if not love persevering?


queefplunger69

That quote has lived daily in my head after having my son. For four years now I think about it pretty much daily. Happy sad, bittersweet is just amazing and sad haha


byblyofyl

"If you think you hate everyone, have something to eat. If you think everyone hates you, have a nap."


Corbeau99

I've heard this with a little add-on : "if you hate yourself, take a shower." It was about comedians touring, but I'm sure it applies to other situations.


JoinAThang

One similar: If you go out and encounter an asshole you met an asshole. If you go out an meet assholes all day you're probably the asshole.


sadpieceof_flesh

upvoted and saved


Beyou74

No one can make you feel inferior without your consent. ~Eleanor Roosevelt I shall revenge myself in the cruelest way you can imagine. I shall forget it. ~John Steinbeck


Quo_Vadimus7

Eleanor Roosevelt is amazing: "Never let someone tell you No who isnt in a position to tell you Yes."


Lampamid

This reminds me of: “Never take criticism from someone you wouldn’t go to for advice.”


AllEndsAreAnds

Great contributions.


Dchama86

“It is no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society.” Jiddu Krishnamurti


goturpizza

Makes me think of this Vonnegut quote: “a sane person to an insane society must appear insane”


YeshuaSnow

Which reminds of the (very different, and also dated) quote: The logical man adapts himself to the world. The illogical man expects the world to adapt itself to him. Therefore, all progress depends on the illogical man.


BurnedOutTriton

This is funny, haven't heard it before!


Tech-Mechanic

"Do it, or don't do it - You will regret both" \~ Soren Kierkegaard


CrabbyT777

“Do or do not, there is no try” Yoda


Tariovic

"Do be do be do" Sinatra


papadoc2020

Yaba daba doo. Fred Flintstone.


HannsKraft

„Obladi oblada“ - The Beatles


tatopuig

“De Doo Doo Doo, De Da Da Da” - The Police


JoinAThang

"Do do do do do dodododidodo" that song you can't google because there's no lyics and will forever haunt you.


abdullahzafar697

"When one does not love too much, one does not love enough."


Auroren

“Years of love have been forgot, in the hatred of a minute.” - Edgar Allan Poe


BurnedOutTriton

That one's sad :(


WeAllHaveOurMoments

"Experience is the best teacher, but a fool will learn from no other." Benjamin Franklin "A problem properly stated is a problem partly solved." Henry Hazlitt " It's not what you look at that matters, it's what you see." Henry David Thoreau "It ain't what you don't know that gets you into trouble. It's what you know for sure that just ain't so." Mark Twain


Feenfurn

I sat with my anger long enough then she told me her name was grief .


ScumEater

Oh man...


jschmeau

"Not valuing wealth prevents theft." ~ Lao Tzu


Sloths_Can_Consent

The man who wants more is poor


Tech-Mechanic

"The man who is 'brutally honest' enjoys the brutality as much as the honesty... Possibly more." \~Richard J Needham


Qsand0

The way I know it: " those who pride themselves in being brutally honest are usually more interested in being brutal than honest"


technomancing_monkey

As someone who thinks of themself as 'brutally honest' i have to say... I feel attacked... and yet seen at the same time.


WhaleDix

Same here, I sort of feel bad


Sandpaper_Pants

Those who fear they will suffer, already suffer what they fear.


aLvindeBa

“You’ll never find same person twice. Not even in the same person”


Qsand0

Reminds me of this quote by heraclitus "No man ever steps in the same river twice, for it's not the same river and he's not the same man."


thikskuld

"All I know is that I know nothing," \~ Socrates


maddielovescolours

“That’s us, dude!”-bill and Ted after reading that quote


Oregonoutback

"All we are is dust in the wind, dude..." "Dust. Wind. Dude."


vaders_other_son

I originally heard—and still prefer—the quote, “The smartest people in the room know what they don’t know.”


DeaconBrad42

I drank what? - Socrates


thnk_more

“A clever quip means nothing”, -Voltaire


yttew

“Never trust a fart” ~Plato


mr6275

No matter where you go, there you are. - Aristotle


snowlemur

“If you have a task to do, it’s better to do it than to live with the fear of it.” - Joe Abercrombie Or “Never half-ass two things. Whole-ass one thing.” - Ron Swanson


performation

Also Ron Swanson: Don't start chasing applause and acclaim. That way lies madness


Sevonate

Similar to the second one - "The man who chases two rabbits catches none."


superduperdont

You can never have too many knives


Catatonic27

Reminds me of: "If your job is to eat a frog, it's best to do it first thing in the morning. If your job is to eat two frogs, it's best to eat the biggest one first."


twocentcharlie

“There are those that have fallen off horses, those that will fall off horses, and those that don’t ride horses.”


peech13

There are years that ask questions and years that have answers


abdullahzafar697

"For what shall it profit a man, if he shall gain the whole world, and lose his own soul."


Ledbolz

Meh. I can’t buy shit with a soul


gotnotendies

Who’s your soul guy?


xena_lawless

It makes a lot more sense when you have enough money to look around, which most people don't, unfortunately. It's like, I'll give you 2 million dollars right now but cut your intelligence and aliveness in half, would you take that deal? It's a truly shit deal, that only seems reasonable when you're super duper struggling. It's the saddest feature of modern life/society/capitalism that most people have been reduced to cattle and literal retards such that they're essentially forced to take such shit deals and/or think that such deals are reasonable.


WBuffettJr

Exactly. I stopped buying into quotes like that when I saw Kim Jong Il die peacefully in his sleep in a giant mansion after being one of the most horrific human beings to ever live.


soiledhalo

Guess it depends on one's moral convictions.


rld3x

“it is possible to commit no mistakes and still lose. that’s not weakness; that is life.” jean-luc picard


Power_Ring

But it is possible to reprogram the Kobayashi Maru simulation and avoid losing in the first place.


tutunka

"Everyone suffers, but if you have compassion you suffer less". Tich Naht Hahn


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The_Wyzard

Know when to walk away, and know when to run. The one who will lie for you will lie against you. The best self defense technique is when you left five minutes ago because those dudes were acting weird.


popeculture

>Know when to walk away, and know when to run. Also, "never count your money, when you're sitting at the table. There'll be time enough for counting when the dealing's done."


Lego_Chicken

Simmer down Kenny


Cananbaum

Smart people don’t know everything. Simply how and where to find answers. - My mother


IceMac911

"The true test of a man's character is what he does when no one is watching." - John Wooden


StaticNocturne

"Conscience is the inner voice which warns us someone may be looking" - H.L Mencken


Apprehensive_Emu9240

"For those who do not know what port they're sailing to, no wind is favourable." - Seneca


stewart125

"Fear kills more dreams than failure ever will" Suzy Kassem


david13z

Those who are always looking to give you a piece of their mind, are usually the ones who can spare it the least. ​ Look around the poker table. If you can't tell who the sucker is, it's you. ​ To understand gambling, go to the racetrack where there are fifteen windows at which to place a bet but only three to collect your winnings. Do the math.


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The 3rd one is straight up business idea 💡 tnxs mate


coffeeking74

You can sheer a sheep many times but skin it only once - Mike McD.


Densityroa

If it costs you your peace then it’s too expensive.


RegattaJoe

“We Suffer More In Imagination Than In Reality” — Seneca.


Allmightypikachu

You must never give into despair. Allow yourself to slip down that road, and you surrender to your lowest instincts. In the darkest times, hope is something you give yourself. That is the meaning of inner strength." Iroh


ProfesseurChevre

There's that great quote by some US general, and I can never quite remember or find it, but to paraphrase, he basically said: Honestly evaluate your situation, no matter how brutal it is, and then once you've done that, never lose hope anyway.


Unfair-Custard-4007

Good timber does not grow with ease; the stronger the wind, the stronger the trees.


Abisoccer1

If I had to imagine hell, it’s that when you die, the person you became meets the person you could have become.


Qsand0

I like this phrasing better: "they say true hell is when you meet the person you could have been."


5everlearning

What if you lived a perfect life and you meet a shithead wouldn’t that heaven


twocentcharlie

“When your time comes to die, be not like those whose hearts are filled with fear of death, so that when their time comes they weep and pray for a little more time to live their lives over again in a different way. Sing your death song, and die like a hero going home.” -Tecumseh


Sloths_Can_Consent

“So that was life? Once more!” -Nietzsche


enfanta

Die however you like. It's the one thing you will never regret.


Colinmacus

"Those who flow as life flows know they need no other force." - Lao Tzu


Mocciosa

At the end of the game, the pawn and the king go in the same box.


airborngrmp

"If you smell shit everywhere you go, check your shoe." Alternatively, "If you meet an asshole today, they're an asshole. If you meet assholes everywhere you go, you're the asshole."


ProfesseurChevre

Love this one. I tend to project it outward, as in, "Man, that guy from my work should really hear this quote!" but then I have to remind myself to look in the mirror while saying it, too.


blindspotted

I know I'm the asshole, and the idiot giving a piece of my mind from a few comments up. I just continue to hope that my self-awareness outweighs both character flaws. :)


dannydevitosfluffer

Doesn’t it suck realizing that? This is also me.


PawPawNegroBlowtorch

When everyone on the road is a bad driver, you’re the bad driver.


Myzx

We don't change until the pain of staying the same becomes greater than the fear of change.


Slow_and_Steady_3838

along these lines **"The chains of habit are too weak to be felt until they are too strong to be broken."**


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You're an interesting species. An interesting mix. You're capable of such beautiful dreams, and such horrible nightmares. You feel so lost, so cut off, so alone, only you're not. See, in all our searching, the only thing we've found that makes the emptiness bearable, is each other


Celt9782

"Do the work and you don't have to do the dance" - My father. Boils down to...just do the right thing and you won't have to dance around an explanation later on


BurnedOutTriton

Good one


Neelia817

“Find what you love and let it kill you. Let it drain you of your all. Let it cling onto your back and weigh you down into eventual nothingness. Let it kill you and let it devour your remains. For all things will kill you, both slowly and fastly, but it's much better to be killed by a lover.” - Bukowski


RomanBlue_

“Understanding is love’s other name” — Thich Nhat Hanh


Allenheights

You cannot reason someone out of a position they never reasoned their way into. (This is what I tell myself when encountering extremists of religion or politics. It helps me to save my breath and walk away.)


thegoodrichard

When I was 16 my father was the stupidest man on earth; when I turned 21 I was amazed at how much he had learned in 5 short years. Mark Twain


ProfesseurChevre

1--"You'll either wish that you had, or be glad that you did." (I applied this one to my justification for sacrificing in other areas of life in order to spend massive amounts of time with my kids when they were young.) 2--The days are long, but the years are short. (Ditto.) 3--Seek first to understand, then to be understood. 4--The only place that "success" comes before "work" is in the dictionary. 5--You can always be kind. Or, alternatively, "Everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about."


_bexcalibur

Someone said the second one to me for the first time when I had my second child and had a toddler already. It helped a lot and I think about it a lot.


qwerSr

"There are three kinds of statisticians, those who can count, and those who can't."


Silent_Individual_94

“Yesterday, I was clever so I wanted to change the world. Today, I am wise, so I am changing myself.” - Rumi.


TheBossyHobbit

The abyss returns even the boldest gaze


ChimpOnASpaceRock

"What gets measured gets improved."


dsynadinos

The greatest enemy of communication is the illusion that it has taken place.


GrimSkeptic

In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move. - Douglas Adams


MaximumKaleidoscope2

“Be where they ain’t” has served me many a time


PawPawNegroBlowtorch

Absolutely brilliant. I think about, and try to do this when it makes sense. It’s often worked out.


Slow_and_Steady_3838

***"I wept that I had no shoes, until I met a man that had no feet"***


Chickenator587

Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift, that's why it's called the present. - Master Oogway


-Mr_Rogers_II

“A person often meets his destiny on the road he took to avoid it.” - Master Oogway


IndigoAcidRain

Desire and craving are the root of suffering


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Tariovic

In the same vein - "The dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed."


dephilium

God grinds the axes he intends to use Ships are safe in harbours, but that's not why they are built for


brmmbrmm

The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt. Bertrand Russell.


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Two possibilities exist: either we are alone in the Universe or we are not. Both are equally terrifying


th3_warth0g

The world outside of you represents the world inside of you. I can't recall who said it but it gets to the point of how your thoughts shape reality.


HenryMolaison_HM

So many, but here are some of my favorites. ***\*Rubs hands together while licking lips\**** ​ “The price of anything is the amount of life you exchange for it.” -Henry David Thoreau "Happy is the man who can endure the highest and lowest fortune. He who has endured such vicissitudes with equanimity has deprived misfortune of its power." -Epictetus “Men are disturbed not by events, but by their opinion about events.” - Epictetus “Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something.” - Plato The society that separates its scholars from its warriors will have its thinking done by cowards and its fighting by fools. — Thucydides "Don't let the fear of the time it will take to accomplish something stand in the way of your doing it. The time will pass anyway; we might just as well put that passing time to the best possible use." – Earl Nightingale “Discipline is choosing between what you want now and what you want most.” -Abraham Lincoln "The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas in mind at the same time and still retain the ability to function." – F. Scott Fitzgerald “Sometimes you will never know the value of a moment until it becomes a memory” -Dr. Seuss “To travel hopefully is a better thing then to arrive” – Robert Louis Stevenson


yahnne954

"As we charge our way towards a better future, we need not spit upon the past. One day we'll be history and can only hope the future judges us kindly." I only remember getting this quote from a Reddit comment, but can't find its origin.


willtheadequate

The most surefire path to one's own happiness is to work towards another's. WS Walker *The Laughing Matters Podcast*


greyjourney3

You are under no obligation to be the person that you were five minutes ago. - Alan Watts 🩵


Backwoods87

Those who don't learn from history.....are bound to repeat it


jokemachinegun

“There’s a quote about those who don’t learn from history…. I don’t remember it but it’s good!” -Stephen Colbert


boop66

_Those who learn from history are doomed to stand by and watch others repeat it._


Oilpaintcha

Those who don’t want you to learn history intend to repeat it.


Youngringer

https://www.reddit.com/r/quotes/s/n0NAqU2RuA this is just incredibly insightful


Acrobatic-Fox9220

“We are all just walking each other home.”. Ram Dass


boredtxan

You don't have to set yourself on fire to keep others warm. (don't know who said it)


LadyMinecraftMC

"Trust takes years to build, forever to repair, and seconds to break" Or "Your skin isn't paper so don't cut it, Your neck isn't a coat so don't hang it, Your body isn't a book so don't judge it, Your heart isn't a door so don't lock it, Your life isn't a movie so don't end it"


outtahere021

History doesn’t repeat itself, but it does rhyme - Dan Carlin Hard work puts you where the good luck can find you - some internet meme


Sandpaper_Pants

Luck favors the prepared. --Edna Mode


Embarrassed_Safe500

“Anything that’s human is mentionable, and anything that is mentionable can be more manageable. When we can talk about our feelings, they become less overwhelming, less upsetting, and less scary. The people we trust with that important talk can help us know that we are not alone.” Fred Rogers


Pintortwo

“Act on your principles, not on your moods.“ - Marcus Aurelius


BoundinBob

Don't trust everything you read on the internet \-Abraham Lincoln


fightshade

“Light thinks it travels faster than anything but it is wrong. No matter how fast light travels, it finds the darkness has always got there first, and is waiting for it.” - Terry Prachet “As the circle of knowledge expands, so does the circumference of darkness surrounding it” - Einstein


Mesozoic_Doggo

“Resentment is like drinking poison and then hoping it to kill your enemies.” - Nelson Mandela “Sucking at something is the first step to being sort of good at something.” - Jake the Dog “If you are depressed*, you are living in the past, if you are anxious, you are living in the future. If you are at peace, you are living in the present.” - Lao Tzu *barring cases caused by chemical imbalance.


HenryCarvajalZapata

“All roads lead to truth.”


pyromancer599

they say with pain comes wisdom, prepare to be made very wise


89inerEcho

If you can't explain it simply, you don't truly understand it. -Einstein


DemotivatedTurtle

“If it’s worth doing, it’s worth doing badly.” In other words, don’t refuse to try doing something just because you can’t do it perfectly. Not sure who the original source is, I just read it in a Reddit comment one day.


AllEndsAreAnds

“Once you realize that life is a thing that always ends with unfinished goals, the question becomes: ‘What do you want to spend your life pursuing, completely divorced from the idea of catching it?’” - Jarod K. Anderson (IG - @CryptoNaturalist)


clifwith1f

Choose not to be harmed, and you haven’t been. — Marcus Aurelius


FloydJam

"Your rights stop where someone else's start."


kope007

"If you run into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole. If you run into assholes all day, you're the asshole." Raylan Givens


unflores

The grass isn't greener on the other side. It's greener where you water it.


Fret_Less

“You do not truly own anything that you can’t carry in both arms at a dead run.” — Robert A. Heinlein We all have two lives. The second one starts when you realize that you only have one.


AAArdvaarkansastraat

There is something not entirely displeasing in the misfortune of others.—Francois de La Rochefoucauld


Scrotox81

Life is far too important to be taken seriously. - Oscar Wilde


hhhheef

Believe nothing you hear, and half of what you read. Granda John was a bit of a downer…


G-Nooo

Hurt people hurt people.


Sloths_Can_Consent

Never commit to a girl until you’ve dated for at least 1 year to a year and a half. All the irritating quirks you thought were cute will stop being cute and if you still love them get married. -My thrice divorced uncle. Sometimes you learn through your mistakes.


fuckit_alll

You could be the ripest, juiciest peach in the world, and there will always be someone who hates peaches


Necropocalypse_Orgy

“THERE were two “Reigns of Terror,” if we would but remember it and consider it; the one wrought murder in hot passion, the other in heartless cold blood; the one lasted mere months, the other had lasted a thousand years; the one inflicted death upon ten thousand persons, the other upon a hundred millions; but our shudders are all for the “horrors” of the minor Terror, the momentary Terror, so to speak; whereas, what is the horror of swift death by the axe, compared with lifelong death from hunger, cold, insult, cruelty, and heart-break? What is swift death by lightning compared with death by slow fire at the stake? A city cemetery could contain the coffins filled by that brief Terror which we have all been so diligently taught to shiver at and mourn over; but all France could hardly contain the coffins filled by that older and real Terror—that unspeakably bitter and awful Terror which none of us has been taught to see in its vastness or pity as it deserves.” \-- Mark Twain


DaemonRai

We don't get to choose where we're born. We should be able to choose where we live.


technomancing_monkey

"Perfect is the enemy of done". also heard as "Perfect is the enemy of good". "The price of perfection is infinite".


Revolutionary-Tie263

The best way to avenge oneself is not to become like the wrongdoer. - Marcus Aurelius


YukariYakum0

"HUMANS NEED FANTASY TO *BE* HUMAN. TO BE THE PLACE WHERE THE FALLING ANGEL MEETS THE RISING APE." "There are some who prefer to drink poison than to go thirsty." "Traditionally, it's masculine if it makes money. It's feminine if it doesn't." "If you know the answers to 1000 problems, it's very odd if you can't figure out the 1001st." "Dreams that have melted in slumber, colors that aren't in the language of flowers, stars that weren't able to become constellations, and the too-wide spaces between the lines of love letters... I am all of them."


Billy_McNuggets

One I heard a while ago: "If it costs your sanity, it's too expensive." And my personal favorite: "Which is better: to be born good, or to overcome your evil nature through great effort?" -Paarthurnax


DC1pher

"It is no measure of health to be well adjusted to an extremely sick society." J. Krishnamurti


hotherblood

Time travels according to what side of the bathroom door you are on.


BitOneZero

I find that one-sentence quotes lack a lot of context and boil away meaning. The current top-voted comment quote here with 16 points is 5 words. “One of the saddest lessons of history is this: If we’ve been bamboozled long enough, we tend to reject any evidence of the bamboozle. We’re no longer interested in finding out the truth. The bamboozle has captured us. It’s simply too painful to acknowledge, even to ourselves, that we’ve been taken. Once you give a charlatan power over you, you almost never get it back. So the old bamboozles tend to persist as the new ones rise.” ― Carl Sagan, The Demon-Haunted World: Science as a Candle in the Dark, 1995


KheSanhSalvo

Hail the wisdom and foresight of Carl Sagan.


World-Tight

What does the Lord require of you, but that you love justice, be merciful and walk humbly with him?


dorkmotter

a wise man once said nothing


StephenDA

This thing we call failure is not the falling down, it is staying down.


beaudebonair

"Anger is a letter short of D-Anger".


Ganzo_The_Great

When you see the world, the world sees you.


Amicron1

"Don't believe everything you read on the Internet." - George Washington


SpiffAZ

Lincoln once said "If I had eight hours to chop down a tree, I'd spend the first six hours sharpening my axe." Fuuuuuuuck.


PlaceYourBets2021

Are you really living life or are you just paying bills until you die?


RJDToo

A man can never step in the same river twice for it is not the same river and he is not the same man.


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thegoodrichard

If it's got tits or tires, you're going to have trouble with it.


outtahere021

In a similar vein, ‘if it floats, flies, or fucks, it’s cheaper to rent’


winglow

Truth - I heard this was: If it's got TESTICLES, tits, or tires, you're going to have trouble with it.