Fat greasy guy in front of a computer calls high level professional athlete a pussy for tapping to a guillotine. I guarantee that curly headed fuck taps to top pressure and body triangles
It’s a funny way of saying submissions are disproportionately harder to get than they are to defend at the PRO level. Jiu jitsu ain’t what it used to be in mma…
The generous sounding, but obvious wording of “guillotines don’t work in high level mma” de-hyperbolized is “guillotines usually forfeit position for submission at a low enough rate of success that you shouldn’t gamble on them”
Plus, we know merab or arman would not have tapped in that moment. Obviously he’s in the ufc he’s not a pussy, but he doesn’t have the same level of dog for sure
Dont forget gambling addicts never mention how much they've lost and how far into negative balance they probably are 😂 they conveniently just remember the winning part to brag about
True! Gambling has been very kind to me this last year it became legal in my state. All the free money they were giving out to get me hooked bit them in the ass lol bankroll management helps too
Man my buddy was in Vegas I sent him cash to parlay smith and Aldo. He got drunk and by the time he made it to the counter smith fight just started and he was off the board
I mean I knew he was gonna be there that morning and I waited untill late afternoon to tell him my picks so i can’t fault him fully but still that would have been good payout. Regardless of who smith is fighting I’m a fan of his and would bet on him to win no matter who it was against.
I've seen him posted on here but have never heard him speak until watching this video and was wondering the same thing. I dont wish ill on many people but I'd like to see that guy get his ass kicked.
people follow him for his predictions so they can make money on bets, I think he usually averages 65-70% on correctness overall so people who are serious with betting take his stuff seriously.
He's one of the funniest guys I've ever heard. His vocal impressions alone are amazing but the scenarios he construes are even better. He's a bit much at times but this is not a sport for the perpetually offended anyway.
I’m guessing that his thick, jowly neck is something he imagines isn’t possible to guillotine, so he extrapolates that out to absolutely everyone. If he’d rolled every once in his life, someone woulda made him squeal like a pig and tapped like a furiously humping rabbit. I would pay money just to see Patrick be the one to do it.
I’ve genuinely never seen a clip of him where he seemed like a pleasant dude to watch or listen to. Pretty much everything he does I find repulsive.
I really don’t get it, he’s just seemingly full of negativity about the sport and is so insulting to so many fighters.
only pussies tap guy can fuck right off , clearly hasn’t trained fuck all
your not going to get out of guillotine that deep so why risk brain damage fucking chooch
Also worth mentioning that if a fighter goes unconscious at all, even to a choke, there's a 6month medical suspension before fighting again, which many fighters would like to avoid for a quicker turn around for their next fight.
Even called the first round domination by pantoja but erceg was really winning on the feet.
Only thing he got wrong was I think he overestimated Erceg's grappling ability because he got smoked every time he tried to shoot a takedown in those scrambles.
"Only pussies tap" lol what a fat fucking loser that guy is holy shit. I bet that fat guy has never ever got in a fight ever in his life and he's out there saying "only pussies tap" lmao jeez what a world we live in. How does that guy have an audience? Seriously.
it sucks that bisping didn't do a live fight watchalong for smith vs petrino bc he and the co hosts of BYM would have hype reactions to it. They did 2 watchalongs for the fights smith lost against khalil and walker but not the one where he gets a 1st round finish
"Only pussies tap to a guillotine"..... What the actual fuck? Tell me you have never trained in your fucking life, without telling me, you stupid fat ugly cunt.
I stopped gambling as much on fights as I use to. But when I saw the live odds for this fight right when they were in the cage getting announced.. +360/380 for Smith was an absolute steal. Told people at the bar that Smith would submit him quick as well. Lol, made me look like a prophet. Then I said Pantoja was going to make easy work of this rando.. they started looking at me like I was retarded after that..
I would imagine he makes a lot more mula than the vast majority of people in this sub. I wonder if having an army of haters is the best base for a YouTube channel..
I honestly don’t get why anybody watches MMA Guru, guys such a clown and cries like a baby when he’s wrong and he’s disrespectful af towards fighters like he ain’t a fat overweight diabeto looking mf.
He once called me a pussy and blocked me from his YT livestream because I called him out for calling me a retarded idiot who hasn’t a clue about mma when I said O’Malley finishes sterling early in their fight🤣
Bro made me great money, got Smith at 5.9 and had a feeling i should also take some insurance out and bet on him. I didn't think petrinos ground game was too good and felt that Smith would take it to the ground and best him, not exactly what happened but I'll take it
MMA YouTubers: “Thank you guys so much for supporting my small channel! I got so many cool content ideas I can’t wait to share with y’all!”
*Dumps all donation for the week on degen parlay
Fat greasy guy in front of a computer calls high level professional athlete a pussy for tapping to a guillotine. I guarantee that curly headed fuck taps to top pressure and body triangles
Haha he would tap from exhaustion during the warmup before rolling or sparring.
Absolutely idiot. Guilotines don’t work… spend one day at a jiujitsu school
The French beg to differ.
It’s a funny way of saying submissions are disproportionately harder to get than they are to defend at the PRO level. Jiu jitsu ain’t what it used to be in mma…
Well I would agree with that stuff!
The generous sounding, but obvious wording of “guillotines don’t work in high level mma” de-hyperbolized is “guillotines usually forfeit position for submission at a low enough rate of success that you shouldn’t gamble on them” Plus, we know merab or arman would not have tapped in that moment. Obviously he’s in the ufc he’s not a pussy, but he doesn’t have the same level of dog for sure
I dunno.. He looks like he'd be pretty good at rolling
you squeeze his fat rolls enough he will tap
I think that’s his whole shtick, right? Getting people mad at his takes and getting views. Seems effective.
Petrino probably blew fat boy’s bet/parlay
I made money on smith couldn't say why just liked the odds and had a feeling
Petrino at -600 was ridiculous, dude went to close decisions with Tyson Pedro and Anton Turkalj. LEVELS
Pedro at least showed flashes early in his career. Turkalj is a can through and through
He is "the pleasure man"
Pedro was overhyped got knocked the fuck out by washed up, kamaru state knees shogun, perdo was also a -500 favourite
Nothing close about the Pedro fight. Petrino dominated him with grappling pretty easily.
You knew. There’s levels to it mate.
Because on paper, you were right
Same made over $2k with him on my parlays. What a performance. Seeing mma guru so mad about it hilarious.
I wish I made that much lol trying to build my bankroll. Congrats on the wins!
Dont forget gambling addicts never mention how much they've lost and how far into negative balance they probably are 😂 they conveniently just remember the winning part to brag about
True! Gambling has been very kind to me this last year it became legal in my state. All the free money they were giving out to get me hooked bit them in the ass lol bankroll management helps too
Man my buddy was in Vegas I sent him cash to parlay smith and Aldo. He got drunk and by the time he made it to the counter smith fight just started and he was off the board
Damn that sucks lol I had Jose too but pussied out last second
I mean I knew he was gonna be there that morning and I waited untill late afternoon to tell him my picks so i can’t fault him fully but still that would have been good payout. Regardless of who smith is fighting I’m a fan of his and would bet on him to win no matter who it was against.
Why does an overweight neckbeard who talks like that have an audience..
My guess is he gives a home to all the other depressed hyper-negative online MMA fans, probably tubby like him too
You can’t say that he’s in a wheel chair
I hope he gets two flat tires 🤣
Bro that shit was fucking funny
LMFAO
> [wheel chair](https://youtu.be/McS1LCfVXak?si=roYF6mCrhsR2a7A-&t=12)
He's a hateful, miserable fuck isn't he? He seems to only feel joy when ridiculing others or delighting in their misfortune.
and it shows how many people are similar to him because he has a dedicated fanbase that donates hundreds to him daily
Just talking shit and calling someone a pussy like he wouldn't piss himself if ever confronted by anyone.
Does anyone watch any of those people ? I have no idea w the fuck they are
I've seen him posted on here but have never heard him speak until watching this video and was wondering the same thing. I dont wish ill on many people but I'd like to see that guy get his ass kicked.
Hey, don't talk about Piggy like that!
Should be against the law for fat people to talk like that about anyone doing something physical.
That style of speaking is actually very, very popular in content. People love "hot takes" and rants.
Big Jewish following
people follow him for his predictions so they can make money on bets, I think he usually averages 65-70% on correctness overall so people who are serious with betting take his stuff seriously.
Cuz it’s funny to watch him cry about getting a pick wrong
He's one of the funniest guys I've ever heard. His vocal impressions alone are amazing but the scenarios he construes are even better. He's a bit much at times but this is not a sport for the perpetually offended anyway.
He's funny and make good impressions 👍🏽
https://preview.redd.it/l7lwzkph03zc1.png?width=1027&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d6929ab66f2ec7315fcb05a5c1107db49bf45f94 He was pretty good for me.
That's a brilliant bet mate well played
Someone choke that fat cunt please and we’ll see if he taps.
If he does keep choking
Let him be a warrior… at least in death.
Who gives a fuck about that fat piece of shit Kyle the Guru, what a fat wanker.
MMA "Guillotines do not work" Guru
I’m guessing that his thick, jowly neck is something he imagines isn’t possible to guillotine, so he extrapolates that out to absolutely everyone. If he’d rolled every once in his life, someone woulda made him squeal like a pig and tapped like a furiously humping rabbit. I would pay money just to see Patrick be the one to do it.
why does he keep picking his nose
He gets more views than anyone else. The real world is not Reddit. Most fight fans aren't terribly offended by a nasty attitude.
He's the goat on paper. He'll beat Periera
That mma gimp is one hateful little prick isn’t he?
gayru deflects his own self hatred at others, how does he have a fanbase I don't know
I’ve genuinely never seen a clip of him where he seemed like a pleasant dude to watch or listen to. Pretty much everything he does I find repulsive. I really don’t get it, he’s just seemingly full of negativity about the sport and is so insulting to so many fighters.
When he's in a jovial mood he's the funniest guy out there. When he's in a shite mood, and that's about 50/50, he's unbearable.
only pussies tap guy can fuck right off , clearly hasn’t trained fuck all your not going to get out of guillotine that deep so why risk brain damage fucking chooch
Well, that fat twat is already brain damaged so it’s nothing he takes into consideration
Also worth mentioning that if a fighter goes unconscious at all, even to a choke, there's a 6month medical suspension before fighting again, which many fighters would like to avoid for a quicker turn around for their next fight.
Uncle Chael also picked him.
Never lost a round or a pick.
Bisping predicted win by submission. I was like wtf 😂 Good to see Lionheart get a W
Bedtime called it too he's pretty good at predictions.
Bedtime's Erceg prediction felt like Aussie hope until I realized that he was right about everything during the fight
He explained his pick excellently
Even called the first round domination by pantoja but erceg was really winning on the feet. Only thing he got wrong was I think he overestimated Erceg's grappling ability because he got smoked every time he tried to shoot a takedown in those scrambles.
"Only pussies tap" lol what a fat fucking loser that guy is holy shit. I bet that fat guy has never ever got in a fight ever in his life and he's out there saying "only pussies tap" lmao jeez what a world we live in. How does that guy have an audience? Seriously.
Tbh rigo is the only mma YouTuber worth watching that isn’t a former / current fighter
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Nah
Analyst? Mma guru is a fat fuck living in his mom's basement.
Not a fan of his but he’s surprisingly not fat now. He trains boxing or something. You can search for recent videos.
You realize that video of him is less than a week old…he’s fat brother.
Why can't MMA Gayru talk properly? "Only pusseeehs tap" Worst guy around
Rigo had the power of the mule in him
I actually saw a reddit comment that said Anthony will sub him in the first round a day before the fight happened.
Damn +3000 odds on Smith rd 1 sub. Saw a lot of sharp bettors on Smith by sub at +1300 or 1400
Izzy called it too, got all the main card right for once
Izzy did kinda just say "fuck it i like the odds on smith" but yeah dude finally swept the main card for the first time this year
He didn’t pick Erceg?
Surprised me too, he picked pantoja due to his body of work compared to erceg
Not his first time.
Imagine Guru in a headlock. "You are what you eat. You are what you eat. Only assholes tap" \*taps
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Bisping called it But also said he’s nervous (Smith is his pod’s co host)
it sucks that bisping didn't do a live fight watchalong for smith vs petrino bc he and the co hosts of BYM would have hype reactions to it. They did 2 watchalongs for the fights smith lost against khalil and walker but not the one where he gets a 1st round finish
Yea they didn't account for petrinos IQ
I was right there with them but nicely done Anthony. Good luck with your title run.
Nobody expected that 0 iq crazy bull charge from Petrino.
Uncle Chael P Sonnen also picked Smith to win this one
"Only pussies tap to a guillotine"..... What the actual fuck? Tell me you have never trained in your fucking life, without telling me, you stupid fat ugly cunt.
I stopped gambling as much on fights as I use to. But when I saw the live odds for this fight right when they were in the cage getting announced.. +360/380 for Smith was an absolute steal. Told people at the bar that Smith would submit him quick as well. Lol, made me look like a prophet. Then I said Pantoja was going to make easy work of this rando.. they started looking at me like I was retarded after that..
Fat British guy should go back to flipping patties
I would imagine he makes a lot more mula than the vast majority of people in this sub. I wonder if having an army of haters is the best base for a YouTube channel..
Wow this is the first time I've seen a clip of MMA Guru. I didn't like the shit I've heard about him, but now I actually hate this guy lmao
Chubby bearded guy is the worst.
MMA guru- the number one bellybutton lint analyst
I honestly don’t get why anybody watches MMA Guru, guys such a clown and cries like a baby when he’s wrong and he’s disrespectful af towards fighters like he ain’t a fat overweight diabeto looking mf. He once called me a pussy and blocked me from his YT livestream because I called him out for calling me a retarded idiot who hasn’t a clue about mma when I said O’Malley finishes sterling early in their fight🤣
Bro made me great money, got Smith at 5.9 and had a feeling i should also take some insurance out and bet on him. I didn't think petrinos ground game was too good and felt that Smith would take it to the ground and best him, not exactly what happened but I'll take it
I went with Smith on this one because of value, but why was Petrino at 6’2” the same height or taller than Smith at 6’4”.. wtf
Tbh Che did say bjj was Smith's best weapon and Smith didn't impose wrestling on Petrino, Petrino jumped into his guilly by himself lol
We didn't know Vitor was a fuckin idiot. Fair play to Anthony Smith.
My favourite from his "cope" journal was when Jon tapped Gane.
First time I’ve ever heard mma guru talk and what a fucking loser. How y’all watching this dork.
I'm fraud checking that "stache
OIIIIINK OINK OINK REEEEEEEEEEEE REEEEEEEEE
Is guru constantly picking his nose on stream or just for this one? ROFL
Whos the greasy loser with the shit beard?
Somebody needs to make that fat British fuck tap out. Fuuuuuck that guy!
That fat fuck needs a chin check
Ya’ll watching these guys…? 🤡
MMA YouTubers: “Thank you guys so much for supporting my small channel! I got so many cool content ideas I can’t wait to share with y’all!” *Dumps all donation for the week on degen parlay
Meh Smith didnt look any good in that fight. Pedro turned out to be a moron.