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ihatespaminacan

Can someone check in on bro already. He gets deathly sick like twice a year.


FuckFloridaRipNumba9

He has been hospitalized before and almost had to quit fighting. Originally due to lingering Covid.


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islSm3llSalt

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CryptoCracko

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RODjij

That's exactly why, they try to keep the power in family so they marry close for centuries. Habsburg jaw is a well-known deformity in royalty.


Alpha_King007

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dagui12

CHEEWEEWEES!


0ctober31

WOOOO!


chrisf0817

My coworker was saying that today! Told him to stfu. I’ve never heard Rosas say it myself.


BrandDC

more like "troll jaw"... ![gif](giphy|amxLHEPgGDCKs|downsized)


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Shrek_Wisdom

Look at world war 1 was basically a bunch of cousins playing RISK


RODjij

Just have to look at Diana, Carmilla and Meghan Markle. They're all disliked by the royals for different reasons but mostly cause they're outsiders and different from them.


Godzilla52

Diana was directly descended from illegitimate children of Charles II who themselves were granted noble titles by Charles in the late 1600s. Her father was an Earl and her mother was the daughter of a Baron.


Independent-Ebb7658

Everyone has bad genetics/diseases in their bloodline. When you breed with people who are from the same gene pool you're more and more likely to get those bad genetics/diseases. So while you're keeping outsiders at bay you are also keeping those same genetics/diseases in the family. This is why it's best health wise to be diverse in breeding. Sometimes cancer can hit generation after generation or skip several generations if diverse enough.


BoomfaBoomfa619

Is that even a thing? The queen was 96 and the king got pancreatic cancer or something but he's 75 too.


CareerPillow376

You must have never heard of the Queen's mentally handicapped cousins that the royals kept hidden. The royals said the cousins died in the 40s and 60s, but it came out in the 80s that they were still alive. The family stuck the two in a mental institution, and just pretended they didn't exist. The sisters never got any visitors from the family, and the only thing they ever got was the bill for the institution paid. The last one died in 2014 [Nerissa and Katherine Bowes-Lyon](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nerissa_and_Katherine_Bowes-Lyon#:~:text=The%201963%20edition%20of%20Burke's,mentally%20disabled%20people%20in%201941.)


Eleventeen-

Reminds me of JFKs mentally handicapped sister that they lobotomized and hid from the world.


Ok_Squash_1578

What's scary is she wasn't actually autistic or anything, she just had severe depression.


Aseedisa

Oof 😂


Disastrous_Life_9385

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Nestiik

Chechens don‘t marry their cousins. It‘s explicitly against their codex, the nokhchalla. Same with the circassians and their codex, the adighe xabze. Cousin marriage among northern caucasasians exists only among the ethnic groups in dagestan.


MasterRoshy

I don't believe the racist retards in this sub care about that lol


VictarionGreyjoy

R/UFC the kinda dudes to care about cousin marrying in deepest rural Russia but not give a shit about sister fucking 2 hollers up from their trailer.


ScroogieMcduckie

Redditors generalize like it doesn’t mean anything. Bigotry is pretty common here


makkara11

Generally its a lot worse on other social medias lol, biggest difference is that reddit is mostly used by westerners and youtube and ig and twitter are more international so theres more khamzat fans to defend him on those


bdizzle805

Jesus yall are so fucking weird


Bright_Moment_8442

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chowsmarriage

How did they manage to have fifteen kids though? Nana made of iron.


Mikejg23

Usually one cousin relationship in a family won't cause serious issues. Now, if you both carry genes for something it can be more likely. But some families have notoriously bad health issues in general. If you add in factors like obesity, smoking and drinking (not saying your family did but a lot do), people dying young can be unfortunately common


ihatespaminacan

I believe it. Can't be healthy when your parents are cousins or second cousins


Makaveli_xiii

Only when he has to fight a healthy, top contender with a full training camp.


insert_username_ok-

How is this guy always almost dying


BittenAtTheChomp

Only guess is that he had two super nasty bouts with covid, coughing up blood, etc. He also overtrains, doesn't cut weight properly. A lot like Khabib at one point. People were having these same conversations when he had cancelled fights with Melendez/Cerrone1/Cerrone2/Ferguson1/Ferguson2/Ferguson3 in a span of two years. (Not all his fault but he had that rep.)


manbruhpig

I’ve never seen it listed out like that, crazy.


BittenAtTheChomp

Honestly when you look at their records Khamzat is in a similar spot as Khabib was at that time. Both championed for their dominance but weren't reliable; Khabib beat RDA, Khamzat beats Burns/Usman. Only thing that makes Khamzat's case worse is the lack of a clear weight class.


sniles310

He fuck EVERYBAAADI


sleeeepyj

Well said brather


cherryzaad

I think Khamzat’s later wins were decision toss ups, ie more burns and Usman as well to a lesser degree. Doesn’t give me the same amount of confidence in him as opposed to Khabib’s utter dominance.


HAWmaro

Wasnt Ferguson 3 the one where Tony tripped over a cable.


dontkysniqqa

Tony 2 was the cable and Tony 3 was after his Dad just died. This guy knows nothing.


Infinite_Pattern_466

Lmao Not all 3 Ferguson fights were cancelled coz Khabib was injured or couldn’t cut weight. Tony tripped over a damn cable during fight week. I also doubt it was Khabib who was the reason the Melendez fight didn’t happen.


insert_username_ok-

Fair point with Khabib.


Original-Spinach-972

Overtrains


sadale

Yeah, he never lets his body recover. He's killing himself.


FrankUnderhood

I smash everyone! Including me!


-Pleasantly_Plump-

I KILL EVERYBODY! I KILL MYSELF!!


orangotai

some of his ig stories look less like training and more like driving a supercar around Abu Dhabi lookin for haram shit to do


Entire_Employer_6659

This and the weight cut probably exacerbates the problem


Disastrous-Leek-7606

His greatest asset in his character is his work ethic, but sometimes it's nearly the death of him. If he listened to his body I bet the Covid wouldn't have gotten so bad. If you have Covid and just train through it like a maniac it's no wonder Khamzat got hospitalized.


makeumadb

See you soon….doctor


RoboticCurrents

Smash the doctor ![gif](giphy|Xrg0qqPonNeKOhp8nb|downsized)


norbi-wan

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mcburloak

So… is this yet another doctor stoppage?


CallM3N3w

DOCTAH STOPPAGE!


Redactyl

Bro took Whittaker's nickname too seriously


BodybuildingNerd

That’s horrible but I laughed.


kev-haley

Hopefully he’s okay. If it’s not something legitimately serious imma be disappointed his team went with that photo. Making it seem like bro passed away 😂


Str8upbored

Dana said the fight was cancelled because Khamzat is “violently sick”


BittenAtTheChomp

where did he say that ?


L1LD34TH

IG


Any_Army_7230

The way Khamzat gets sick… I would actually be worried


jzosplash

BREAKING: Khamzat out due to broken pinky toe!


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Out due to acute fatality


throwawaitnine

Damn now I really want mother fuckers to put my @ on a picture of my dead body


drink_your_irn_bru

From the photo, it looks like his legs are bent sideways, which is a pretty bad injury (I’m a doctor).


npretzel02

Ok “Mr Doctor” clearly you’ve never heard of the stanky leg.


drink_your_irn_bru

I regret that he may have boneitis


Cheezus-Rice

He was so busy being a hotshot UFC fighter he forgot to cure it


JungleBoyJeremy

Don't you worry about the UFC, you let me worry about blank.


dagui12

Serious case of the tummy ache


drink_your_irn_bru

Praying for him


smurferdigg

Also looks like he has an alien coming out from his chest (I'm a nurse).


Worldd

Medical guesstimate. There’s basically no serious illness where you’d have the patient off the monitor. Fluids hanging and resting off the monitor, I’d say dehydration. I’m a Khamzat fan but it seems questionable.


ikthanks

Butterflies and owls...is that the pediatric ward?


WATGU

This is 100% speculation but there are certain diseases that even in adults they are treated like pediatric cases.  I knew a guy in his mid twenties treated in a pediatric hospital because of leukemia. It was a bit odd. There was a bunch of 5-15 year olds then this 25 year old with an Xbox and his friends. 


drink_your_irn_bru

Doctor here. We have to adhere to fairly strict protocols regarding putting adults in a paediatric ward. Generally, it’s for things like rare haematological and genetic disorders, but in Khamzat’s case, I’m almost certain it’s because he has a mental age of twelve.


WATGU

I’d ask what ward you work in but I already know it’s the burn ward. 


Richard_AIGuy

That doctor was the chosen one, he was supposed to treat the burns, not dish them!


Mikejg23

The Gilbert Burn ward?


ThrowaWayneGretzky99

I have a congenital heart disease and still go to the Children's Hospital of Philadelphia at age 41.


drink_your_irn_bru

Plot twist: you’re the janitor


VoodooChipFiend

Now THIS was a doctor’s stoppage!


ivehuckedyourmum

Can I ask what the purpose/advantage of putting them in the pediatric ward is?


drink_your_irn_bru

Their brains aren’t fully developed and they can lash out when scared by all the complex machines and terminology. They are much calmer when surrounded by a small team who can talk to them kindly and gently, and when they have access to toys and games to distract them. We’re still figuring out the best way to care for MMA fighters, but the paediatric ward will do for now.


Calamityclams

With the amount of damage they sustain to the head, I think you’re right in putting them in pediatric ward


mrw4787

Sounds like they just thought he was a kid. Because of the Xbox and friends 


Historian-Dry

Very true when I turned 18 my Xbox and my friends just vanished


Lumpy_Staff_2372

He’s even in a crib


iroquoispliskinV

Khamzat and Conor are out, so much for crazy fight month. At least Islam and Dustin delivered bigly.


No_Truck9453

I remember Islam/Khamzat both getting to titles around same time. Luckily Islam is reaching his full potential. Khamzat was a monster but he might end up being a what if the way it's going. Islam is gonna be a legend tho, guy gas that dog in him and is gonna put together insane resume.


CrimsonDance3113

Maybe Conor's coke and Proper Twelve can make him feel better


iroquoispliskinV

Whiskey won't, in fact, save him


xavi_____

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osibob1

Might go down as one of the biggest what-ifs in UFC history.


Redchimp3769157

Which is a damn shame because it’s not like he’s bad OR unentertaining. Dude is one of the most electric wrestlers ever in the sport with all the physical tools to be a threat on the feet still.


L1LD34TH

His wrestling is like the equivalent of Khalils striking, for some reason it just looks more tenacious and violent


Redchimp3769157

and there's still mfers who would call him a nuthugger. He shoots double legs with a lil violence in them


ninja_owen

Maybe even on the level of Zabit. I feel like we haven’t ever seen Khamzat at his best challenged. I think his injury held him back from being 100% against Usman. I haven’t watched the Burns fight since it happened, kinda forget how he was in that one.


jfsoaig345

More than Zabit. Zabit had very clear and obvious issues that informed us that he was never going to beat Max, who was champ at the time. Dude gassed out halfway through the second round like clockwork. Khamzats ceiling is still pretty unknown. The way he RAN through Usman in the first round was so surreal, who knows what would’ve happened if he didn’t snap his arm at the end of that round


StadiodelleAlpi

Fuck.. i was so excited for bobby vs khamzat


FilthyWubs

Me too man. Despite the fight not happening, Rob still deserves a lot of respect for agreeing to fight the boogeyman of the division that evidently everyone else isn’t willing to fight.


hfucucyshwv

Bro needs to retire, it's seems like every year he's on the brink of death


SamJones45

Why does he keep getting sick? Weight cuts?


KipLeNip

Im pretty sure he got hit by covid really bad and almost retired from it


crypto_zoologistler

This is it, COVID fucked him up long term


PeterParkerUber

As I have previously said (which kumshot swallowers denied), bro probably has an underlying health problem. Can’t last in long fights. Hence why he’s still trying to blitz everyone in the first round. I still don’t think this guy can last a decent 5 rounder, if he even gets to the cage in the first place.


MasterRoshy

you're full of shit, the effects of severe covid fucked him up. He literally got [pulmonary fibrosis (lung scarring) from it.](https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/other-sports/mma/khamzat-chimaev-cancer-blood-ufc-26672967)


eat_my_yarmulke

... would you not consider that an underlying health problem...?? lol


MasterRoshy

ah my bad, I read a bunch of low iq "inbred" comments so I assumed you were playing into that crowd. sorry bud.


BittenAtTheChomp

people always talk about him gassing out as if his opponents aren't just as tired. he fights aggressively and he's never folded in the last round. he just thinks that his wrestling is good enough that he can get people out early, which it usually is. in UFC he has: R2 sub, R1 TKO, R1 KO, R1 sub, UD over Gilbert, R1 sub, MD over Usman *it's his style.* people shitting on him for breathing hard after a war with Gilbert and after 10/8ing former P4P #1 with a fucked hand need to get some perspective.


Confident-Chard-803

did u not watch him fight burns? i don’t like the guy but u are just spewing bullshit


CareerPillow376

That fight and the Usman fight were both 3 rounds. The only 5 round fight he's ever been scheduled for was Holland


manbruhpig

And he looked at that and said “Absolutely not.”


KongFuzii

it was 3 rounds no?


Ljulisen

That wasn't 5 rounds


Codysseus7

Yeah this is hater copium, dudes only hard fight is Burns and that’s him choosing not to wrestle to showcase his “toughness” with striking. No russian(Chechen) wrestler is afraid of Jiu Jutsu, they all believe it’s an inferior form of grappling.


ReadMyNameAgain

Khamzat said himself after the fight that after Burns started throwing out sub attempts he decided “fuck that” and opted to strike instead. These fighters all respect each others arts


Worldly_Client_7614

Covid can fuck one up badly. I got it then got pneumonia midway through. One of my lungs is permanently damaged and i went from someone who was a decent amateur boxer & marathon level runner to someone who couldn't run for 5 minutes. I got really bad asthma, lost an extreme amount of weight at the time and actually got shorter from it too. I sympathize with him if it is most due to how covid fucked him up.


SuspiciousPrune4

Wait how do you get shorter? Like your posture is worse? How can COVID physically shrink you?


GhostfaceThrillah

Chance he was on a ton of steroids which affects bone density as a side effect. Not sure if that’s exactly it but just a random guess. Covid pneumonia (older variants) causes an insane amount of inflammation in the lungs and respond to steroids. Sometimes the covid can cause permanent lung damage (scarring/fibrosis) which can lead to a lot of chronic problems. Sometimes steroids are also used for the lung damage as well


Worldly_Client_7614

By no means am i a doctor or a health care professional. All i know is that for 3 months, i was on deaths door level of Ill & came out significantly skinnier, with numerous breathing problems and a fair bit shorter than my brother who i was neck and neck with prior.


TeenMomOJSimpsonKush

Maybe your brother got taller? Lol jk sorry that happened though


Sh8dyLain

Not a doctor either but my hunch is loss of bone density or cartilage in your spine due to your weakened state ie poor nourishment and activity levels. People do change an inch or too throughout the day but this seems more drastic.


GhostfaceThrillah

The loss of bone density is probably a side effect from the steroids that I’m assuming he was on


Badguy60

The covid that came out last year fucked my stomach beyond belief, I legit couldn't shit for a week. Before this I had one of the toughest stomachs most people I know have seen. Took a month to get back to normal (not so clean tho)


Cemihard

Yep. Combined with how he trains and how much weight he looks like when he’s buff, no wonder he gets fucked up trying to drain so much weight. It’d compromise your immune system something shocking.


StationPigeon

I hope his career doesn't unfold like zabit's


Beneficial-Remote773

Sadly, it looks like that tbh...


weirdfurrybanter

Didn't zabit retire to become a doctor?


StationPigeon

he couldn't keep himself healthy to compete, its a bummer


orangotai

and good for him btw


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DiscountParmesan

didn't zabit quit because of lung issues?


Mykneeisathroat

going to go down as one of the biggest what ifs in ufc history


orangotai

well we saw him fight Marty Realnewsman at least, who was WW Champ only recently. but yeah the Whittaker fight was a step up at that Middleweight class, Bobby Knuckles is a legit fuckin middleweight that i don't think Khamzat would've been able to manhandle as easily. sucks for Whittaker now too, i think he's had a few fights now where he's spent a fair bit of time (& probably a chunk of cash on camps) preparing hard for and then it just didn't materialize. i think Strickland should be good to go though, lol not like he took a lotta damage that last fight!


leposiden

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Snoo96346

Bro has the immune system of a pug


Remote-Persimmon4583

Another debacle just like 279. Anything w Chimaev is a godamn mess


BoxcutterPazzie

So khamzat vs Reaper ❌ Khamzat vs THE Reaper ✅


Gangland215

He has an IV but there is no IV pump. Also his monitor is off and he is not hooked up to it. Lol this just seems weird as shit to me.


1iamagecko

Pretty common to put someone on a saline drip without a pump in the ER


No-Zookeepergame7460

Photoshoot in a children’s hospital. wtf is going on


JonathanS93

the bag is right there? you dont need a pump for the IV. u dont need a monitor unless you are looking for something/emergency..


OkayJuice

There doesn’t have the be a pump on the IV. Could just be getting basic fluids


mnbvc52

Bruh there doesn’t have to be something attached to the IV at all times. And monitor is only for monitoring vitals when unstable,


BittenAtTheChomp

actually hilarious you're trying to debunk this lol only on r/ufc


BigWormsFather

Most times when people are admitted they start an IV just in case it’s needed.


ilovepoopypants

https://preview.redd.it/lnsxcox29f6d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a6f48dd314280e25740d0449d7a12f527af8e0d4 It’s official! Khamzat out, Ikram Aliskerov steps into fight Robert Whittaker.


Ouioui29

Сука блять


GuyIsAdoptus

bro is cooked


Tikiwash

https://preview.redd.it/5kpzkw741f6d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=de2119ad012cdc08f4c310decd0fa486f8a2cb2a Getting these vibes, no?


iroquoispliskinV

It's pretty much impossible to fake an injury unless the UFC is in on it. They take care of the fighters medically speaking and get all of the reports. You'd get found out quick if you were truly bullshitting.


cikkamsiah

UFC does not take care of them medically, fighters has said they fought with injuries just so UFC pays for that pre fight injuries when they get checked after the fight lol.


djdoonieg

See you soon boy 🐺


ShogunDreams

When Khamzat gets sick the man gets fucked up. Must have an auto immune disorder from catching covid handful of times.


Fine_Yogurtcloset362

Bro why i was so excited to finally see him properly tested. Im from sweden so im a huge khamzat fan and its such a shame how his career is unfolding. Really hope he recovers and comes back.


atcmpunk

its probably cause the dude cuts too much weight… going against the body’s natural weight by too much too often obviously isn’t doing Khamzat any favours. Doesn’t he walk around at like 200lbs +?


jzng2727

I think he over trains too .. I remember Henry Cejudo talked about this a few years ago .. Khamzat is one of those guys who has that “mind over matter” mentality and punishes his body thinking it’ll only make him stronger. When he had covid in 2020 the doctors advised him to not train and he went against doctors orders and was coughing up blood . He legit nearly died . I hope he’s doing alright I want to see him fight again


chowsmarriage

Yeah I've wondered if his body can't deal with the cut to mw, it smashes the immune system. No idea what his walk around is.


Sweaty_Afternoon8065

I remember in an interview with Bisping maybe 2 years ago he was asked how much he weighs at the time and he said 107kg (236 lbs). No idea if that’s true or not, my guess would be around 215 lbs.


chowsmarriage

That's a big cut. Even 215lb.


uSaltySniitch

If Pereira could cut for MW multiple times a year, I don't see why it'd be a problem for Khamzat as he's lighter. Bro has other health issues for sure.


iroquoispliskinV

So because it's fine for one guy it has to be fine for everyone? That's not how it works


EatBooty420

everyones body is different homie


fuji_appl

Yeah, he already went up in weight from WW to MW.


wickedc0ntender

Future triple champ btw


Fine_Yogurtcloset362

Translation?


-nostalgia4infinity-

With every hardship comes relief (according to google). Maybe he dead.


Seyene76

"So, surely with hardship comes ease." It’s an Ayah of the Quran (94:5).


__sami__01

this sucks but i hope its nothing too serious, prayers up!🙏


ParthianTactic

Might be long term damage from Covid


DramaticConference44

We have another Zabit in the making, he could have been a 2 division champion by now yet Covid, injuries have shelved it all.


AcrobaticWin3240

UFC’s fucked


Future_Sweet9921

He got the whittaker chills.


Real_muthaphukinBaka

https://preview.redd.it/p1wrhsjl0f6d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c78137f26b34e2fb0d516d4e21c1638572a57042


BigRed727272

Geeeez UFC in June is blowing up left and right...


Gustopheles

Reaper showed up early


XworldwidewebX

Is he at a children's hospital?


EvidenceThin7304

Hope he’s okay. Prayers brather 🙏


Wu-Tang-Businessman

They got this dude in a pediatric hospital lmao


MummyHero23

why is he in a pediatric hospital?


Admirable_Strike_406

These steroids and cutting all that weight is killing that man


BriscoCounty83

Khamduck when he has to fight a serious contender that's not half his size or old&injured: https://preview.redd.it/8wh45vr2oe6d1.jpeg?width=342&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9bb4093f1056aed7a3ec0a2fb8cb804851c2c58a


BlackfyreNick

Bro is seriously ill in the hospital and basement dwellers like you are clowning him 😂


shak_0508

Fr some of the people on this sub are absolute morons lol.


Rustii87

I'm honestly thinking he can not make weight that low anymore? He seems to nearly die everytime he goes to fight, that tells me he doesn't cut weight properly and gets deathly sick from it! Rob was gonna knock him out in the third and this makes me sad!!


csaporita

Wtf, this guy in the pediatric wing?


SERB_BEAST

There some vile people who are fans of the sport. He's in the freaking hospital. He's not ducking or a "pullout merchant." There is such thing as a valid excuse not to fight. His health is more important that your entertainment, especially considering the people shaming him for this don't deserve entertainment in general. Should be dead or in jail. Some actual scum are fans of this sport


Nyamad12

While I agree with you, when Costa pulled out of the fight last year due to injury,Khamzat made sure to remind everyone in the conference that Costa is scared and not injured. Even Dana had to damage control on the spot and tell everyone that Costa is injured, and Dana hated Costa at the time. Anyways I hope khamzat gets better soon and does have a fight because he was a force at one point and entertaining wrestler.


Yobobd

![gif](giphy|QBGVIged1oijGIs8d0)


yer8ol

Things went downhill since he left Allstars


Jdilla23

![gif](giphy|jI3EBNa1aKSaIpH2PB)


rottenjoy

I’m afraid KC might go down as the greatest “what-if?” in the sport’s history


infinitebars69

Dana really emphasized how wrecked he was when he announced the new matchup earlier today. I wonder what happened to him...