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13f hey guys im bored AMA

What are my chances of getting a bf if i lowkey look like a flat chested lanky vampire

Why?

Asked my neighbor’s adult daughter to leave room on the sidewalk for my mom’s wheelchair and my kids. This was his response.

PS5 30FPS? Really?

my fiancé never changes the toilet paper when he finishes the roll, so I decided to do the same this time. This is what I saw when I went to the bathroom the next time

Im going to need about 100k of you ppl to go outside and feel the touch of a woman so I can log in. Thanks

Girlfriend lit a candle under the TV..

Helldivers 2: Despite our best efforts to increase server capacity to accommodate all of you who want to dive for Freedom, we are experiencing capacity issues. We are once more working without delay to improve the issue and we hope to have a fix in place as soon as possible. Thank you

What in the F*ck do i put this on???

Do y'all use lube when tapping aluminum?

What size tv?

This “Risk of obesity” poster at my school with the skinniest girl I’ve ever seen on it

What are some fun things you do with your friends on a Friday night that don’t include alcohol?

Billboards going up and down the coast during my vacation

Best one for me would be 10

How I get woken up every single morning. The sun shines perfectly into my face

Anyone know what these are used for?

RMB (can u guess the flavor!?!) ((level: hard))

I am getting married in a 4 weeks. What should I tell my barber to do with this?

I say too high, cousin says it’s fine

Eng intern: how should I make this

What would you name him?

Rate the bag!!

This sub lately: is it too high?

Hi Its Me!

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