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You can speak in a perfect redneck country voice, only when you can hear Do I Wanna Know by Arctic Monkeys

I dont get the response?

What song is this?

What song is this?

ShutYourFookinMout

18F, what would you rate yourself physically on a scale of 1-10?

Iron

Avatar the Last Airbender Alphabet: J stands for…?

Which pill will you choose?

At 55, I said “You have a deal, to The Devil when he offered me a long life and good health in exchange for my firstborn child,” because my son Johnny was a disgrace.

What starts with S and ends with U?

My friends and I were playing "Fuck, Marry, Kill"; using our exes as options

What starts with a "B" and ends with "CK"

Me and my friend was the two last people on earth when we wandered through an abandoned tall building.

Trigger this city with one sentence

ASSISTANCE REQUIRED

I guy shoplifted some candy but ate it so fast he choked on it and died.

"I'm not like other girls."

Despite all the evidence the judge said "Not guilty"

I was weak and sick all my childhood.

Can you name a country without letter R?

I got a hand job yesterday

My boyfriend said he can’t be at multiple places at once

My son was looking sick so I asked him what was wrong.

Why was 6 scared of 7?

What's long, hard, has the letters D, C, K, I, and has cum in it?

Hi Its Me!

R

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