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You okay over there, Auth Right?

explosive taste

Step 1: Knowingly hire illegal immigrants for your factory Step 2: Wait until they get injured Step 3: Call your ICE buddies to deport them Step 4: Pay off politicians and be scot-free

TIL bees love balls. They even stop to play with balls even when there is no reward.

People who write “alot” and “noone,” why do you choose to fight your phone’s autocorrect?

Perfect Lib-Center Movement?

Babylon Bee Columbia articles on the political compass

But how will this affect Los Pollos Hermanos?

Pay your Fair Share!

Russian equipment rust away, chinese rockets are full of water? We're corrupt af and still on top, hell yeah!

It's that simple

Will We Need Roads?

Last night I was _____ with my brother.

What is the best medicine?

Larry Davis popped-in last night. His______was amazing!

Telling a depressed person to be happy is like ________

Advertisements are _____.

Hi 👋 I’m from _________.

That character from _____ is so hot.

Lemon Demon's new album will include the long awaited song _______!

Wake the fuck up, ________. We have a city to burn.

Let me think about this! Why do you want to _____!

At 12:00am, I become _______.

ComraDeSantis

I don't need sex, I just _________

Hi Its Me!

R

oblomovius

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