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40 year old aspiring computer programmer, unemployed, in an open relationship getting ready to actually have a 3some w my girl and this dude that lives with his parents still.

Are people actually buying these?

What minor, "trivial" thing would prevent you from considering buying a vehicle that otherwise checks all the boxes?

What’s a financial shock that people often don’t see coming?

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I don't understand this anyone can help

Somebody call The Police.

[wo]man’s best friend

Do men like being waken up with a BJ?

:)

To make sure a suspect is not carrying any weapons

Your girl loves my MPG!

to outsmart an Inspection Officer

My sister house sat for me this weekend. This is how I found my new chefs knife when I got back home

american idiot

Is my manager being reasonable or is he just being a douche?

LPT: Before you give your child a unique name, try it out first. Use it on food orders, reservations, appointments where applicable, etc. It’ll give you a glimpse of what they’ll deal with when they’re older and could prevent future issues.

to find illegal drugs in the pizza box

F19. College student procrastinating work. Let it rip.

just started dating, thought this couldn't possibly be a bad idea

What does he drive?

You wake up to news that Canada has launched a “special military operation” and has invaded North Dakota. What’s your first move?

What is the craziest thing that's ever happened to you?

I dub thee "The Pussy Magnet"

2 girls knocked on my door last night asking for tampons

[Heyman] Marcell Ozuna is out of jail and has met with Alex Anthopoulos and Brian Snitker

Hi Its Me!

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